The Gun Control Thread

[kwame k]

Yeah.......we were led astray but I just took a page from the E-Jesus!

When faced with glaringly and overwhelming contradictions............you must bend your beliefs to fit whatever narrative you desperately want to believe!

So...........Donnie's JBC is actually what John was to Jesus! He was paving the way for the one true JBC!

As the Lord sayeth................

I've been alive forever, and I wrote the very first song
I put the words and the melodies together
I am music and I write the songs

I write the songs that make the whole world sing
I write the songs of love and special things
I write the songs that make the young girls cry
I write the songs, I write the songs

My home lies deep within you
And I've got my own place in your soul
Now, when I look out through your eyes
I'm young again, even though I'm very old

Oh my music makes you dance
And gives you spirit to take a chance
And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move
Music fills your heart
Well, that's a real fine place to start
It's from me it's for you
It's from you, it's for me
It's a worldwide symphony

As you can clearly tell..........not only did JBC write the Song of Songs but He's been writing songs since the beginning of time!

It's all right there in His Gospels..........I can't believe we missed this, it was right in front of us the whole time!

In JBC's name, amen

[Satan]

You do know that song was actually written by Bruce the Impostor who dared to replace Brian the Prophet in the Beach Boys, right?

[kwame k]

Duh! Did E-Jesus actually write His Gospels

[Satan]

And when it comes to the Epsitles of Barry the Pincus, I prefer the newer translations over the original AraGayic anyway....

[DONNIEP]

How's about a song performed by Barry but written by JBC Himself!

[Satan]

Ah, there's a new addition to Hell's Torture Jukebox!

[DONNIEP]

Reba is hot. Mmm...little short red head...

[ashstralia]

Seeing as we're on the subject of Barry, here's a hilarious fella called Barry Morgan. He makes a living being ultra kitsch. This is from a great Aussie show called Spicks and Specks, which of course is a reference to another Barry song!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-OHRxZcfYFE

[DONNIEP]

And here is the Almighty JBC Himself performing this timeless song!

[kwame k]

How's about a song performed by Barry but written by JBC Himself!

See.......proof right there that they're part of the Holy Trinity!

[kwame k]

Reba is hot. Mmm...little short red head...

She's the Mary Magdalene

[kwame k]

And here is the Almighty JBC Himself performing this timeless song!

You misguided miscreant...........My JBC is the real JBC.........your JBC is my JBC's John.......henceforth he is the JohnBarryChrist to my JBC

In JBC's name, amen

[kwame k]

Clearly Donnie, JBC said that there's just one voice...........so if your JBC writes a song that the true JBC sings it's still in His voice

Just one voice
Singing in the darkness
All it takes is one voice
Singing so they hear what's on your mind
And when you look around you'll find
There's more than

One voice
Singing in the darkness
Joining with your one voice
Each and every note another rock
And hands are joined and fears unlock

If only one voice
Would start it on it's own
You need just one voice
Facing the unknown
And then that one voice
Would never be alone
It takes that one voice

Pa pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa

It takes that one voice
Just one voice
Singing in the darkness
All it takes just one voice
Shout it out and let it ring
Just one voice
It takes that one voice
And everyone will sing

[DONNIEP]

You misguided miscreant...........My JBC is the real JBC.........your JBC is my JBC's John.......henceforth he is the JohnBarryChrist to my JBC

In JBC's name, amen

Well I'm sticking with the hotter JBC. Your JBC does have those dreamy eyes but he can't compete with my JBC. Although your JBC does have better hair at this point...and your JBC really is Jewish, so he's got that going for him...man it's a tough call. I'm gonna have to get good and drunk and think about it with my pants down.

[kwame k]

The JBC's approve!