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  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    Uh, neither one of our JBC's would be famous without the gay community so, yes they're in!

    But we can still call ghey people fags, right?
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    • DONNIEP
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 13373

      Originally posted by kwame k
      Uh, neither one of our JBC's would be famous without the gay community so, yes they're in!

      But we can still call ghey people fags, right?
      Yes, ghey people are fags. But homos are not fags. Well, unless they act like fags, which isn't the same as being a homo.
      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        This shall be our competition's Mohamed...........

        Last edited by kwame k; 12-31-2014, 05:12 PM.
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          Originally posted by DONNIEP
          Yes, ghey people are fags. But homos are not fags. Well, unless they act like fags, which isn't the same as being a homo.
          JBC's approve!
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            And here is our next disciple - Brother Joe. He is down with the JBCs and even writes lyrics about it:

            Well I finally got around to admit that I might have a problem
            But I thought it was just too damn big of a mountain to climb
            Well I got down on my knees and said 'Hey!'
            'I just cant go on livin' this way!'

            Yes, Brother Joe has seen the light...

            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Satan
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6664

              Originally posted by kwame k
              So, just like in the E-Bible;

              We have competing Messiahs.........JewishBarryChrist vs JohnBarryChrist.

              Our 12 Disciples are coming along nicely.

              We have our Reba Magdalene.

              The Gospels are already written and they're in lyric or poetic form, just like parts of the OT.

              And it's already more inclusive and Christlike than E-Jesus and the E-Bible!

              If we stay on this pace we should have a new religion hammered out by tonight when we're all hammered
              As long as I'm still the Devil, it's all good.
              Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

              Originally posted by Sockfucker
              I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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              • kwame k
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Feb 2008
                • 11302

                A couple others up for Discipleship!



                Although no beard......He has the hair.....he shall be Judas!



                Not sure how he fits in but..........

                Originally posted by vandeleur
                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                • Satan
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6664

                  From the book of Loggins.... again from a newer translation.....

                  Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                  Originally posted by Sockfucker
                  I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    Leif Judas...that bastard...yes, he's definitely in.
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      Originally posted by Satan
                      As long as I'm still the Devil, it's all good.
                      Yes you are but you now look like this!

                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                      • Satan
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6664

                        Shit... I haven't been to Georgia in decades.
                        Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                        Originally posted by Sockfucker
                        I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                        • Satan
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6664

                          Originally posted by kwame k
                          This shall be our competition's Mohamed...........

                          He's covered in the new translations as well....

                          Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                          Originally posted by Sockfucker
                          I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                          • kwame k
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 11302

                            Originally posted by Satan
                            Shit... I haven't been to Georgia in decades.


                            Obviously, that's the new Hell.........sorry!

                            Or Texas
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                            • kwame k
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 11302

                              Our Doubting Thomas!

                              No beard, no cool hair and loved science but cool suits.........perfect for that ghey ass doubter!

                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                              • DONNIEP
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 13373

                                And our Lazarus....

                                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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