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Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
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And now it's time for me to demonize Alex Jones again with the good help of my friend coughlan616:
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The United States diplomatic cables leak, widely known as Cablegate, began in February 2010 when WikiLeaks—a non-profit organization that publishes submissions from anonymous whistleblowers—began releasing classified cables that had been sent to the U.S. State Department by 274 of its consulates, embassies, and diplomatic missions around the world. Dated between December 1966 and February 2010, the cables contain diplomatic analysis from world leaders, and the diplomats' assessment of host countries and their officials. According to WikiLeaks, the 251,287 cables consist of 261,276,536 words, making Cablegate the world's largest release of classified material.
Amazingly there was not one word in any of them about any of Alex Jones conspiracies.
So I guess Julian Assange is also one of the Illuminati elite??!!
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I thought it was all conspiracy...Comment
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Riiiight.
New World Order to Give Alex Jones a Raise
EVERYWHERE & NOWHERE — In light of his performance on the BBC’s “Sunday Politics,” during which he decried the existence of the annual Bilderberg Economic Conference, and described it as further proof of an international cabal scheming to create a “One World Government,” said cabal, known by detractors as the New World Order, has decided to give spokesman-cum-decoy Alex Jones a raise.
“He really has been outdoing himself,” said Baron John de Rothschild, British financier and representative of the moneyed interests of international Jewry within the New World Order. “Alex puts in a lot of long hours – making a spectacle of himself in public to throw people off the scent, disseminating our real agenda so we can take perverse pleasure in saying ‘We told you so’ when we take over the world, and making sure we remember birthdays and anniversaries. It’s high time we acknowledge his efforts.”
In addition to last weekend’s performance, Jones has been burning the candle at both ends recently, claiming that the recent spate of devastating tornadoes in Oklahoma were triggered by the U.S. government’s HAARP antennae station in Alaska. The clandestine agent also organized a petition to deport CNN host Piers Morgan for “undermining the Bill of Rights,” and has insisted that the Boston Marathon bombings were a “false flag” operation designed by the government to rein in civil liberties.
The fruits of Jones’ labor are not only appreciated by the current members of the New World Order, but also by the next generation of super-elites. “We stand on the shoulders of giants,” said Lanford G. Whittaker IV, a senior at Yale University and member of the Skull & Bones society. “When the order of Great Seers takes our rightful place at the top of humanity, Alex’s ability to turn the signs of our rising dominance into late-night punch lines will have made the transition all the smoother.”
“For the time being,” announced International Order of the Freemasons treasurer and former Fox News personality Glenn Beck, Jones will receive his raise in Bitcoin and gold until the New World Order has formally established its new currency. “No sense in giving him U.S. dollars,” Beck said. “They’re just going to be obsolete in a couple of months.”
When asked to comment on the generosity of his dark overlords, Jones expressed via email his desire to redouble his efforts in typical Alex Jones style: “THE US GOVERNMENT IS BUILDING FEMA CAMPS. WE HAVE AREST FOR PUBLIC SAFETY WHERE PEOPLE ARE JUST DISAPPEARED. BUT YOU WIL NOT STOP FREEDOM. YOU WIL NOT STOP HUMANITY. LIBERTY IS RISING. LIBERY IS RISING. INFOWARSDOTCOM!”Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
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I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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Sounds like flattery to me...Comment
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