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#31

10-05-2013, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS

More like get your guns, water and storable food ready...

Duh! I already have my apocalypse plan. I'm moving down there with you so you can teach me all the intricacies of shoving anything that moves into 2 slices of bread & calling it a sandwich.

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#32

10-05-2013, 01:13 PM

I don't eat that stuff anymore...
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#33

10-05-2013, 01:43 PM

Don't like the taste of Corexit?

Eat Us And Smile

Cenk For America 2024!!

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#34

10-05-2013, 02:04 PM

Hell no...

The shellfish were put there by God to filter the water in order to make it safe for the fish he intended for us to eat...
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#35

10-05-2013, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS

Hell no...

The shellfish were put there by God to filter the water in order to make it safe for the fish he intended for us to eat...

Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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#36

10-05-2013, 02:21 PM

That is true, my friend...
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#37

10-05-2013, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS

That is true, my friend...

what was his rationale on which birds are cool for consumption?

Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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#38

10-05-2013, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS

Hell no...

The shellfish were put there by God to filter the water in order to make it safe for the fish he intended for us to eat...

My Former Employer could put 666,666,666 crabs in the Gulf of Mexico, and they would never be able to filter out what BP did to it.

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#39

10-05-2013, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER

what was his rationale on which birds are cool for consumption?

The ones that take a shit on your windshield? Definitely unclean!

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Originally posted by Sockfucker

I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.
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#40

10-05-2013, 02:41 PM

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#41

10-06-2013, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Satan

My Former Employer could put 666,666,666 crabs in the Gulf of Mexico......

So could my ex....

o_O

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#42

10-07-2013, 10:31 AM

Can’t all these issues get resolved by the Hereditary Health Court?

Is there a modern day version of Dr. Karl Astel ?

Dr Karl Astel did such great work with the anti smoking issue.

Can’t we find the next Dr. Ernst Wentzler?

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#43

10-07-2013, 12:48 PM

That's where this is all headed...

But the Obomba-phone crowd haven't the slightest inkling of history...
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#44

10-07-2013, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS

That's where this is all headed...

But the Obomba-phone crowd haven't the slightest inkling of history...

Here's some history for you.....

Repukes.... same talking points repeated over decades, always a steaming pile of dragonshit.

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#45

10-07-2013, 01:02 PM

I'm not a repuke or a lieberal...
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