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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    #91


    I KNEW it
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16347

      #92
      Originally posted by baru911
      However, FORD is a racist.
      Still he kicks your ass on every one of your redundant, moronic and poorly researched arguments. Just when you couldn't go any lower, you pull a race card bait and switch.

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      • Angel
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7481

        #93
        Yeah, FORD's a racist, and I'm an American.
        "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16347

          #94
          Originally posted by jacksmar
          I didn't spend quite that much on mine but you really are an asshole if you drive a Saturn in your affluent Buffalo suburb when your neighbors are driving Range Rovers, Escalades and a Lexus LX.

          Are you the neighbor that drops property values by occupying space you can't afford?

          Spend a little less money on your casual use habit and buy something people don't mind seeing in your driveway.

          BTW, every dumbass leftist commie lib should be mandated to drive an electric Fisher Price Malibu Barbie solely based on the fact my "power speculator" checks get bigger.
          Yeah, yeah we get it. You have a small penis.

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49228

            #95
            Originally posted by jacksmar
            I didn't spend quite that much on mine but you really are an asshole if you drive a Saturn in your affluent Buffalo suburb when your neighbors are driving Range Rovers, Escalades and a Lexus LX.
            Maybe if you could fucking read, mouthbreather, you'd have noticed that I in fact do not own a Saturn and haven't had one for like a decade, idiot. I also don't recall claiming I live in an "affluent suburb," not everyone that is affluent gives much of a fuck what they drive...

            Are you the neighbor that drops property values by occupying space you can't afford?
            No.

            Spend a little less money on your casual use habit and buy something people don't mind seeing in your driveway.
            "Casual use?" Nothing I use is done casually. And if you think I give a flying fuck what other people think, I'd be a sad cunt like you douche911. Not giving a fuck is immensely liberating actually. Try it sometime...

            BTW, every dumbass leftist commie lib should be mandated to drive an electric Fisher Price Malibu Barbie solely based on the fact my "power speculator" checks get bigger.
            Only if you get "mandated" to drive a 1985 Chevy Caprice! Hell, maybe you'd look good in one...

            P.S.: I wouldn't be caught dead owning a hybrid, though my parents seem to like theirs...
            Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-15-2013, 08:58 PM.

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            • Satan
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6664

              #96
              Originally posted by baru911
              However, FORD is a racist.
              Right..... and I'm the first chair harp player in Heaven's symphony orchestra.
              Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

              Originally posted by Sockfucker
              I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49228

                #97
                Originally posted by baru911
                Way to stick up for your friends. So nice and so needed in the case of Nick the Dick. His post do show the need. FORD on the other hand is misguided but there is a certain level of intelligence in his post. However, FORD is a racist.
                You're questioning my intelligence when you write like you're fucking three?

                BTW, did you miss the Press convenience yesterday where the President had to spend 1 hour of his time yesterday saying the healthcare rollout was just awful? Is that some Tea______(fill in the blank with your typical silly democratic hate speech about the Tea Party) thing or just a statement relating to what occurred yesterday? Seems like it is just a statement of what happened - The president acknowledged that the troubled launch of his signature domestic achievement had damaged his standing with the public.

                I've no idea what "candy-glass" is.
                No shit Sherlock! Thanks for the recap.

                Yes, he acknowledged the website roll out was a giant piece of shit and no one is seriously happy with that. That doesn't mean that the current system at all fucking works!
                Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-15-2013, 08:55 PM.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  #98
                  Originally posted by Angel
                  Yeah, FORD's a racist, and I'm an American.
                  Actually you are an American. You live on the American continent.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #99
                    It's either a Dick Wagon or a Pussy Wagon.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • jacksmar
                      Full Member Status

                      • Feb 2004
                      • 3533

                      Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                      Maybe if you could fucking read, mouthbreather, you'd have noticed that I in fact do not own a Saturn and haven't had one for like a decade, idiot. I also don't recall claiming I live in an "affluent suburb," not everyone that is affluent gives much of a fuck what they drive...



                      No.



                      "Casual use?" Nothing I use is done casually. And if you think I give a flying fuck what other people think, I'd be a sad cunt like you douche911. Not giving a fuck is immensely liberating actually. Try it sometime...



                      Only if you get "mandated" to drive a 1985 Chevy Caprice! Hell, maybe you'd look good in one...

                      P.S.: I wouldn't be caught dead owning a hybrid, though my parents seem to like theirs...



                      I'd look good in this because I look good in everything I drive.

                      In like terms, what is like a decade?
                      Last edited by jacksmar; 11-15-2013, 11:13 PM.
                      A NATION OF COWARDS - Jeffrey R. Snyder

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                      • jacksmar
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2004
                        • 3533

                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Yeah, yeah we get it. You have a small penis.
                        You really like my limousine
                        You like the way the wheels roll
                        You like my seven inch leather heels
                        And goin' to all of the shows, but
                        Do you love me, do you love me
                        Do you love me, really love me

                        You like the credit cards and private planes
                        Money can really take you far
                        You like the hotels and fancy clothes
                        And the sound of electric guitars, but

                        Do you love me, do you love me
                        Do you love me, I mean like do you
                        Really love me

                        You really like rock 'n' roll
                        All of the fame and the masquerade
                        You like the concerts and studios
                        And all the money, honey, that I make, but

                        Do you love me, do you love me
                        Do you love me, really love me

                        Your backstage pass and black sunglasses
                        Make you look just like a queen
                        Even the fans, they know your face
                        From all of the magazines, but




                        And I beat my dick like it owes me money.
                        A NATION OF COWARDS - Jeffrey R. Snyder

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                        • Angel
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7481

                          Originally posted by Nitro Express
                          Actually you are an American. You live on the American continent.
                          No. I'm a Canadian. You are American. Mexicans inhabit the rest of the continent. I don't identify with the continent, I identify with my country. Many of us are extremely touchy about that!
                          "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                          • Satan
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6664

                            Originally posted by jacksmar
                            You really like my limousine
                            You like the way the wheels roll
                            You like my seven inch leather heels
                            And goin' to all of the shows, but
                            Do you love me, do you love me
                            Do you love me, really love me

                            You like the credit cards and private planes
                            Money can really take you far
                            You like the hotels and fancy clothes
                            And the sound of electric guitars, but

                            Do you love me, do you love me
                            Do you love me, I mean like do you
                            Really love me

                            You really like rock 'n' roll
                            All of the fame and the masquerade
                            You like the concerts and studios
                            And all the money, honey, that I make, but

                            Do you love me, do you love me
                            Do you love me, really love me

                            Your backstage pass and black sunglasses
                            Make you look just like a queen
                            Even the fans, they know your face
                            From all of the magazines, but
                            Well, since you didn't post your Mini-Kiss tribute band singing the song, I took the liberty of posting this cover version instead......

                            Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                            Originally posted by Sockfucker
                            I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                            • cadaverdog
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 8955

                              Originally posted by Angel
                              No. I'm a Canadian. You are American. Mexicans inhabit the rest of the continent. I don't identify with the continent, I identify with my country. Many of us are extremely touchy about that!
                              I can dig that. I'd have to kill someone if they accused me of being Canadian.
                              Beware of Dog

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798

                                Originally posted by jacksmar



                                I'd look good in this because I look good in everything I drive.

                                In like terms, what is like a decade?
                                I would cruise that pimp machine at sunset playing this while smoking a big cigar in search of delicious decadence.

                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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