Nelson Mandela Dies at 95

[DONNIEP]

South Africa recognizes gay marriage!

Yeah, but apparently they throw bullets instead of rice!

[DONNIEP]

Is it Vonniep or don halen ?

It's hard to tell. For a while there I was convinced I was one of Warf's aliases.

[Nickdfresh]

Is it Vonniep or don halen ?

It's hard to keep track with suck-dicks...

[Anonymous]

What are you guys killing each other with if you don't have guns? Seriously, that's pretty high for a nation with no handguns.

Claymores, rocks & whisky bottles, duh!

Hey, make a detour through here when you & Von move to South Africa. I'll go with you guys. Having a Portuguese with you will make all the difference.

They LOVE us, there. No, not like that, you pr3v3rt. Like a brother. You know, a brother you really, really hate. Why, if I didn't know better, I'd say the majority of those people are racist. Of course, that's impossible. Innit?

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

I really loved Mandela in Shawshank Redemption, though.

And his "I Have a Dream" speech.

Big fan, here. Big fan.

Cheers!

[Nickdfresh]

Speaking of suck dicks.

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of suck dicks.

Nah, he just pretends to be one.

[Nickdfresh]

Who's "he?"

[Anonymous]

Yeah, but apparently they throw bullets instead of rice!

And very sharp sticks. Unicef money isn't enough to buy guns & bullets for every single South African, you know?

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Is it Vonniep or don halen ?

Von "D.P." Halen sounds about right.

Now who does it, that's quite debatable.

Page Dr. Loggins, we're in the DANGER ZONE!

Cheers!

[Nickdfresh]

And very sharp sticks. Unicef money isn't enough to buy guns & bullets for every single South African, you know?

Cheers!

Oh, okay. How much money did you cunts spend in Mozambique losing?

or Angola? But YOU'RE gonna make racist comments? Or critique American foreign policy like some fucking sage? Kay...

[Satan]

[vandeleur]

Selfies at the memorial ... Stay classy you guys


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[DrMaddVibe]

South Africa recognizes gay marriage!

Is that what killed Nelson?

[DrMaddVibe]

Oh, okay. How much money did you cunts spend in Mozambique losing?

or Angola? But YOU'RE gonna make racist comments? Or critique American foreign policy like some fucking sage? Kay...

Rwanda really was a stellar moment in American foreign policy. Instead of getting his dick sucked by a chubby intern, maybe Bubba shudda done something…anything…cue the cricket sounds…yeah.