FAUX "News" host Megyn Kelly says Jesus & Santa are both white guys

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  • cadaverdog
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Aug 2007
    • 8955
    #31
    Originally posted by Satan
    Now somebody needs to post a picture of a white Santa to piss Ford off.
    Beware of Dog

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      • jacksmar
        Full Member Status

        • Feb 2004
        • 3533
        #32




        Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
        A NATION OF COWARDS - Jeffrey R. Snyder

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49567
            #33
            Watch The Daily Show mock Fox News' 'white Santa' claim
            http://theweek.com/article/index/254109/watch-the-daily-show-mock-fox-news-white-santa-claim
            Megyn Kelly tried to assure kids that Santa is not only real, but white, just like Jesus. It's Christmas for Jon Stewart.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35755
                #34
                Originally posted by jacksmar
                Jesus was what 5' 4" maybe? And to be fair, the US Census Bureau does classify Semitic people as "White".
                As there is no contemporary evidence that Jesus existed as a historical character, he could just be a composite of various people or just a mythical story how the fuck do you know what height he was? :D

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                  • cadaverdog
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 8955
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    As there is no contemporary evidence that Jesus existed as a historical character, he could just be a composite of various people or just a mythical story how the fuck do you know what height he was? :D
                    I saw him waiting for a bus on Sunset. I'd say he's at least six feet tall.
                    Beware of Dog

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                      • Satan
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6664
                        #36
                        Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                        Originally posted by Sockfucker
                        I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120
                            #37
                            That was stupid...

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                              • Kristy
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 16751
                                #38
                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                That was stupid...
                                Whatever, "Libtard"

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                                  • ELVIS
                                    Banned
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 44120
                                    #39
                                    Whatever, wannabe transgendered stalker fag...

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                                      • Nitro Express
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 32942
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by jacksmar
                                        She looks like the type of whore that would let you pee on her.
                                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                          • ELVIS
                                            Banned
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 44120
                                            #41
                                            Maybe for an extra fee...

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                                              • Satan
                                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 6664
                                                #42
                                                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                                                  • ELVIS
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 44120
                                                    #43



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                                                      • cadaverdog
                                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                        • Aug 2007
                                                        • 8955
                                                        #44
                                                        You fuckers were all wrong. Santa came here last night and left some fresh tamales under the tree. We got a Mexican Santa in Cali. Instead of saying Merry Christmas he kept yelling for some guy named Felix Navidad.
                                                        Beware of Dog

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                                                          • ELVIS
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 44120
                                                            #45
                                                            Don't quit your day job...

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