A Startlingly Simple Theory About the Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

[Satan]

So my Former Employer was doing a "test run" for the Rapture?

[Kristy]

It appears that way

[FORD]

[Nickdfresh]

It's amazing how much the "news" networks are devoting to this flying "who done it?!"

"Fuck it! Let's go nuts!"
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[Kristy]

That Boeing piece of shit is not in the Indian Ocean, either.

[vandeleur]

The guy seemed less rabid than most but lost a lotta kudos for quoting the daily mail ..... Which is a fucking shit rag.
Though the TelePrompt translation thing on the bottom was funny .

[Kristy]

Apparently, all you need to find a 900,000 pound plane is to shove a camera right up your ass. How much into kink I am and being a sadist who loves to inflict pain on dumbasses even I have my limits. These fucking welfare filthy hippies conspiracy bags of shit. It's bad enough Smellvis is in the gene pool.

[Nickdfresh]

'U.S. military shot down MH370 because they thought it had been hacked and was about to be used in terror attack', claims former airline boss

Marc Dugain says U.S. Navy in Indian Ocean attacked the plane
He claims that islanders saw the plane fly close to a U.S. base
Also alleges that a spy told him to back away from his probe into MH370

By Sam Webb for MailOnline

Published: 08:53 EST, 22 December 2014 | Updated: 14:57 EST, 22 December 2014

A former airline boss and writer claims the U.S. downed Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 because the military feared it had been taken over by hackers and was about to be used in a 9/11-style attack.

Marc Dugain, the former chief executive of now-defunct Proteus Airlines, said the jumbo jet was shot down near a U.S. military base on the remote island of Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean after it was hacked.

He told Paris Match that islanders in the Maldives near Diego Garcia told him they saw the missing aircraft flying low.

Dugain spoke of a fisherman on a small island who spoke of a 'huge plane' in Malaysie Airline's colours on March 8.
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Read more at The Daily Mail

[Never was]

Still no debris, this sucker never hit the water. There were 10 ELTs on that plane and they are self sustained devices they would not be impacted by an electrical system error and the odds of all 10 independently failing on the same plane is a really far fetched and damn near impossible statistically. It is somewhere likely broken up on a remote island. Unfortunately looking in the water assures it wont be found and will give license to every nut job with a theory.