Illegal Immigrant Lawyer: Children Complaining Eggs are too cold

[ELVIS]

Listen to this idiot...

[Satan]

Racist! Racist! Racist!

So, let me see if I got this right.....

A bunch of ignorant teabagging Klansmen are complaining about immigration in Marietta California, which is located somewhere between Los Angeles and San Diego.

Does El Diablo really have to point out the obvious here??

[DONNIEP]

I wonder why in the hell these buses aren't just driving them across the border and kicking them out??? Fuck processing - it doesn't do any damn good to document these people because they're just gonna come right back next week.

I know a lot of people look at this and say "well, those people should be allowed in". Fuck that. What if you came home tomorrow and there were 20 people in your house? And they refused to leave. Whatcha gonna say then? "Oh well, I guess I'll just move to an apartment and let them have my house"?? No, not one single person here or anywhere else would do that. But somehow it's OK to give the country away to these people streaming across the border. We shouldn't be housing, treating, processing, or transporting these people anywhere. We should be turning them away at the damn border! You know, kinda like you lock your doors at night? To keep people out.

[Satan]

I know a lot of people look at this and say "well, those people should be allowed in". Fuck that. What if you came home tomorrow and there were 20 people in your tipi? And they refused to leave. Whatcha gonna say then? "Oh well, I guess I'll just move to a bear cave and let them have my tipi"?? No, not one single person here or anywhere else would do that. But somehow it's OK to give the country away to these people streaming across the border. We shouldn't be housing, treating, processing, or transporting these people anywhere. We should be turning them away at the damn border! You know, kinda like you close your tipi doors at night? To keep people out.
- Chief Massasoit, leader of the Wampanog Nation, 1621

[DONNIEP]

I'd hire those guys to work the border!!

[DONNIEP]

Ah, if only I could thank a post more than once...