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[Kristy]

No. I got the pussy. And the car. And the money.

[DONNIEP]

No. I got the pussy. And the car. And the money.

Then you're living the American Dream. Now loan me 10 bucks. The servo down the street has Natural Ice 12 packs on sale for 8 bucks.

[ELVIS]

No. I got the pussy. And the car. And the money.

You ain't got no money driving a program Malibu...

Go fool yourself some more...

[Nitro Express]

You're still believing in the American myth. Well, best of luck to you.

Ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy? It's amazing. Life actually becomes what you think. If you think the situation is hopeless it is. The country has been through way worse shit than what's going on now. Read up on the civil war. We went through the whole robber baron thing around a century ago. Corruption is nothing new and neither are economic problems.

There's nothing that isn't fixable but you have to believe in a solution to be motivated to do anything about it. If you want real problems go to the eastern Ukraine, Syria or Iraq. Just be glad nobody is shooting artillery into where you live.

[ELVIS]

That's why I still think I'm a Rock Star...

[ELVIS]

With a gun...

[Kristy]

Then you're living the American Dream. Now loan me 10 bucks. The servo down the street has Natural Ice 12 packs on sale for 8 bucks.

I'm living that way because I stopped believing in the American Dream.

Long time ago.

You should do the same.

[ELVIS]

Filth, drugs and emptiness will kill your soul like a precious flower trying to survive in a toxic environment...

Oh well, I guess...

[Kristy]

Oh, and stop drinking Old Milwaukee

[ELVIS]

There is no system that's going to take care of you...

Nothing is free...

[DONNIEP]

I'm living that way because I stopped believing in the American Dream.

Long time ago.

You should do the same.

Nope. It ain't gonna happen.

[Nitro Express]

Then you're living the American Dream. Now loan me 10 bucks. The servo down the street has Natural Ice 12 packs on sale for 8 bucks.

It's cold as a witch's tit today. I have discovered Lemon Pellegrino and vodka are a good combination.

[ELVIS]

Krusty has tits ??

[Nitro Express]

Nope. It ain't gonna happen.

Never give up. If I was a robber baron and believe me, I think like one, I would be cocky as all get out reading how people are just rolling over and accepting their fate.

[Nitro Express]

Krusty has tits ??

Hard to say without pics.