No Israel in Ten Years?

[Kristy]

Sorry, the only musical alternatives are Billy Ray Cyrus and Kid Rock.

[DONNIEP]

Sorry, the only musical alternatives are Billy Ray Cyrus and Kid Rock.

Damn, well that sucks. I hate both of them. Kid Rock especially. But...if I get Billy Ray drunk enough he might give me Miley's phone number. Or some nudie shots of her.

[Anonymous]

Damn, well that sucks. I hate both of them. Kid Rock especially. But...if I get Billy Ray drunk enough he might give me Miley's phone number. Or some nudie shots of her.

You know he's got a few home videos of her. And that he's in them as well.

Then he can slur drunkenly "Now watch this Donnie, look at her using that tongue. Hee-haw!"

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

You know he's got a few home videos of her. And that he's in them as well.

Then he can slur drunkenly "Now watch this Donnie, look at her using that tongue. Hee-haw!"

Cheers!

Well, it would be hard to watch, but I'd power through!

[Kristy]

John Mellencamp was a musical selection at Dumbellvis U. He was soon dropped for being too pseudo-intellectual.

[DONNIEP]

I hate Johnny Cougar. Much like Tom Petty, he had one good song and I can't remember it either.

[Kristy]

You know he's got a few home videos of her. And that he's in them as well.

Then he can slur drunkenly "Now watch this Donnie, look at her using that tongue. Hee-haw!"

Cheers!

Quit turning everything into some sort of sexualized reference!

[DONNIEP]

Quit turning everything into some sort of sexualized reference!

I hate when he does that! He should be ashamed of himself!

[Anonymous]

Quit turning everything into some sort of sexualized reference!

Is this your way of telling me that you want to ravage me?

Ok, but start off gently. Then, you can go crazy.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

I hate when he does that! He should be ashamed of himself!

Who says I'm not?

You should walk a mile in my shoes before you talk, Donnie. They're quite comfortable. Nike. The child that manufactured them was a pro. He must've been nearly ten already, which means around 5 years of experience.

Cheers!

[Kristy]

And a correction:


I am between 4:07 to 4:09-ish

Me hanging with the uncool kids. The really uncool kids. I actually live in other north side of that building - between a barn and a uber-rich country club. Identify the real Kristy and win a prize

[Kristy]

Is this your way of telling me that you want to ravage me?

Ok, but start off gently. Then, you can go crazy.

Cheers!

Knock it off! There are children present. Donnie for one.

[Anonymous]

Knock it off! There are children present. Donnie for one.

Oh, they know all about that, the rascals. They watched it on the internet.

Now, come closer, baby. Take your shirt off, your breasts aren't gonna touch themselves.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Knock it off! There are children present. Donnie for one.

It's ok. I've got my shorts down around my ankles anyway.

[Anonymous]

And a correction:

I am between 4:07 to 4:09-ish

Me hanging with the uncool kids. The really uncool kids. I actually live in other north side of that building - between a barn and a uber-rich country club. Identify the real Kristy and win a prize

You're the one in the blue dress. Funny, I though you were taller.

Cheers!