France to decree state of emergency, shut borders

[DONNIEP]

I think technically speaking the Scots didn't invent tartan(or plaid I think you call it), kilts or bagpipes in the same way that the TV invention is a bit of stretch since although it was first it was shit and replaced by something that worked better.

The telephone one is a bit suspect as well when you look too much into it but Scottish people did for a while achieve way above what we should have population because of having the best education system going 200-300 years ago or so.

Plus it's dark,cold and raining outside and there's not much sex going due to repressive guilty versions of the jewish zombie cult religion - do you go to the beach or invent a new type of steam engine...?

Just think what your people could have accomplished if you were all well tanned.

[vandeleur]

Really?

I'm surprised at that but sports bars in Scotland are shitty.

To be fair I don't know why you would go to a sports bar in Edinburgh that's like going to McDonalds in Paris...

To watch the newcastle sunderland game

[Seshmeister]

Nothing - nothing at all.

The minute there is a glimmer of sunshine everyone strips off and starts drinking outside.

Fortunately it's only once or twice a year so doesn't affect the economy.

[DONNIEP]

Nothing - nothing at all.

The minute there is a glimmer of sunshine everyone strips off and starts drinling outside.

I swear to Baby Jesus I cannot understand half of what you say

[DONNIEP]

Aye lads, out for some drinling are ye? Don't forget yer stretchyslapadiddles and yer hootenslobbers. It's a wee bit sladderly out there.

[vandeleur]

Aye lads, out for some drinling are ye? Don't forget yer stretchyslapadiddles and yer hootenslobbers. It's a wee bit sladderly out there.

You're being very harsh , Have you ever typed whilst dressed completely in tartan with a huge ginger wig singing the proclaimer classics

[vandeleur]

sesh is clearly drunl

[DONNIEP]

You're being very harsh , Have you ever typed whilst dressed completely in tartan with a huge ginger wig singing the proclaimer classics

I've got me Highlander kilt on right now and me sword is ready for battle. There's nothing on earth that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

[vandeleur]

I've got me Highlander kilt on right now and me sword is ready for battle. There's nothing on earth that can outrun a greased Scotsman!

Do you get how gay that sounds

[DONNIEP]

So back on topic...It's been a damn week now - when do we get to start Crusading and marauding and pillaging and stuff like that? These damn guns ain't gonna shoot themselves!

[kentuckyklira]

Probably the civilians he uses his chemical weapons on think he is a bit of a bugger to

I´m certain the people who ordered the attack with chemical weapons were paid off by Israel.

[twonabomber]

Did you mention the tape?

No Jackie Stewart, either.

[cadaverdog]

I´m certain the people who ordered the attack with chemical weapons were paid off by Israel.

When you gonna get rid of that boycott Isreal avatar and replace it with a swastika?

[Nickdfresh]

Swordfight! Swordfight! Swordfight! Swordfight! Swordfight!

[Angel]

When you gonna get rid of that boycott Isreal avatar and replace it with a swastika?

The Zionists ain't exactly innocent...