Darth Trump

[silverfish]

Trump is the Ric Flair of the presidential race.

This is true.

...he's going to be the next president.

This is not.

[WARF]

One man's opinion. The constant thing I hear about Donal Trump is he has a huge ego. No surprise there. To me it seems like people who actually know him or members of his family have more good to say than bad. One thing for sure, he's rattling the establishment. Both Democrats and Republicans are attacking him like crazy. The more people think he's not business as usual the more popular he will become.

I LOVE Trump, I like the attitude and arrogance of his campaign. Pissing everyone off!
He's like FLAPPO on a much larger scale.... he got my vote!

[DONNIEP]

We now have a world exclusive photo of future President Donald Trump as he prepares for his victory march through United States hell hole murder magnet Washington, DC.



Rumor has it that as soon as Trump finishes his victory lap through the nation's Capitol, he plans to board an Air Force jet to begin his weekly rounds of negotiations with ISIS and every other terrorist in the Middle East. Negotiations will consist of, and I quote, "Bombing the living fuck out of these ass holes myself!"

[WARF]

I better check outside it looks like Trump stole my flag and ride...

[DONNIEP]

I better check outside it looks like Trump stole my flag and ride...

Actually, Mr. Trump swam to Zimbabwe and struck out on the savannahs on his own, beat the shit out of that lion with his bare hands in the name of America and gave it two choices:

A. Shut the fuck up and get with the program

B. A short plane ride to Syria

It seems the lion got the message and has made the right decision. More about that after this...

[DONNIEP]

I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:



You won't see any big fat ugly whores in his Oval Office - nothing but hot expensive poontang. And that lion his kid is on? It's made from the hide of a lion Trump killed in Africa when he was only six years old. With his bare hands. In the dark. With a Trump Steak hanging from his neck. Armed with nothing more than a solid gold comb.

[DONNIEP]

And that's how the First Lady should dress all the time! Like something out of Logan's Run or some shit like that. All hot and stuff.

I hope he holds a press conference every damn day and says wacky shit left and right while he's strangling the shit out of ISIS. Ronald Reagan might even rise from the dead for this one.

[Nitro Express]

I LOVE Trump, I like the attitude and arrogance of his campaign. Pissing everyone off!
He's like FLAPPO on a much larger scale.... he got my vote!

Trump needs to start doing some Popgears of Ted Cruz, Mark Rubio, and Hillary

[Nitro Express]

I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:



You won't see any big fat ugly whores in his Oval Office - nothing but hot expensive poontang. And that lion his kid is on? It's made from the hide of a lion Trump killed in Africa when he was only six years old. With his bare hands. In the dark. With a Trump Steak hanging from his neck. Armed with nothing more than a solid gold comb.

Yeah that apartment looks like it was decorated by a man who ran a few casinos.

[DONNIEP]

Trump needs to start doing some Popgears of Ted Cruz, Mark Rubio, and Hillary

Somehow I don't think Hill Dawg would cry her eyes out if she was photoshopped into the center of a Black Cock Swarm...

[Seshmeister]

[QUOTE=DONNIEP;1899896]I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:





I think he's going to go more retro...

[DONNIEP]

[QUOTE=Seshmeister;1899909]

I hope this is how he redecorates the Oval Office:




I think he's going to go more retro...

No, no. Trump would have a black uniform on. You gots to have style!

[cadaverdog]

It doesn't matter who gets elected. They're not going to govern by the will of the people.

[Seshmeister]

Haha

[Ric Flair]

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!