Official 2016 Iowa Caucus Thread

[FORD]

I think it's hilarious that Ford is more pissed about that dudes Canadian heritage, than he is about his Cuban heritage!

Actually, it's his belief in 7 Mountains Dominionist Fascist Theocracy and insane Ayn Rand economics that make me hate him more than anything.

The only reason his Canadian birth is relevant is because the US constitution requires that the President must be a natural born US citizen. Cruz was not. So he shouldn't even be running for the office.

[Von Halen]

He is going against the wife of Monica Lewinsky's ex.

This is all way too cuntfusing. Let me know when it gets pared down to the two heavyweights.

[FORD]

Is this Bernie guy trying to beat the Cubanadien too?

Not right now, but possibly in November.

[DONNIEP]

Isn't that what we do now? We bailed out the fucking banks, why not help some people that actually need it for once?

Fine by me. Have some balls and put teeth into welfare.

But that's not the point.

Ford - prove when and for how long Cruz was forced to live in Cuba when he was a kid. I'm not a Cruz fan, but post your proof and I'll shut up. You said it yourself - not me.

**Edit - damn phone

[FORD]

Oh Christ, here we go.... C-SPAN caught Camp Weathervane red-handed CHEATING!!

[Von Halen]

The only reason his Canadian birth is relevant is because the US constitution requires that the President must be a natural born US citizen. Cruz was not. So he shouldn't even be running for the office.

Well, then why is this fucker even being cuntsidered?

I don't even want a half a Canadian as President. I'd vote for Kanye before I'd vote for some Canadian bastard!

[DONNIEP]

Again, Fart, what did Cruz have to do to be a citizen? You are an idiot. And you still haven't proved when Cruz lived in Cuba.

[TFM_Dale]

Well, then why is this fucker even being cuntsidered?

I don't even want a half a Canadian as President. I'd vote for Kanye before I'd vote for some Canadian bastard!

The Republican party has Trump as an option, they aren't being very selective anymore. If this election had came down to Hillary and yet another bush I would have left for canuckia.

[TFM_Dale]

Again, Fart, what did Cruz have to do to be a citizen? You are an idiot. And you still haven't proved when Cruz lived in Cuba.

Maybe he really likes Scarface and says " Say hello to my little friend " a lot.

[FORD]

Again, Fart, what did Cruz have to do to be a citizen? You are an idiot. And you still haven't proved when Cruz lived in Cuba.

How many jars of moonshine did you drink tongiht?

I never said Cruz lived in Cuba.

[Seshmeister]

Well, then why is this fucker even being cuntsidered?

I don't even want a half a Canadian as President. I'd vote for Kanye before I'd vote for some Canadian bastard!

This is what happens when you run your country based on some dated old document drawn up hundreds of years ago by English slave traders.

Who gives a fuck where he was born? You think that someone gets magical powers from the soil or some shit? What a pile of crap.

I don't like him and he's creepy even by politician standards but worrying about where his mother's vagina was located when he fell out of it is primitive wooh tribal crap. He is clearly from the US because that's where he has lived his life.

[Von Halen]

Somebody tried to tell me Trump is only there to fuck up the Republican Party, so Hillbillary will win. Is this a common theory?

[DONNIEP]

Did Carson ever live in Africa? Not that I'm aware of

Ok Fart, you implied right here you wouldn't call Carson an African because he didn't live in Africa. Yet you called Cruz - repeatedly - a CUBAN but you can't prove he lived in Cuba. So put up or shut up. Your words and I didn't manipulate them at all. And you can't do jack shit about it.

[Seshmeister]

Somebody tried to tell me Trump is only there to fuck up the Republican Party, so Hillbillary will win. Is this a common theory?

Trump is always about Trump - he is a sociopathic monster.

[DONNIEP]

How many jars of moonshine did you drink tongiht?

I never said Cruz lived in Cuba.

None, moron. You can't walk it back.