Official 2016 Iowa Caucus Thread

[TFM_Dale]

Somebody tried to tell me Trump is only there to fuck up the Republican Party, so Hillbillary will win. Is this a common theory?

I thought it was to try to make that dumb fuck bush look decent and it backfired.

[TFM_Dale]

OK, fuck it. You can call me an idiot but why is Cuban derogatory?

[DONNIEP]

OK, fuck it. You can call me an idiot but why is Cuban derogatory?

Jesus Christ - how is Cruz a Cuban???? Is this that hard to understand?

[Von Halen]

They should just put on the top of the ballot:

"Which candidate would you prefer to get fucked in the ass by?"

Because that's what every single solitary politician on the planet wants to do. Fuck as many people in the ass as they can, while pleasuring themselves to their own agenda.

This two party system is a farce too.

[TFM_Dale]

Jesus Christ - how is Cruz a Cuban???? Is this that hard to understand?

So your beef isn't with the term Cuban, you want to know why FORD referred to him as a Cuban? Either way why would it be a racist remark? I'm honestly just trying to figure out what got your panties in a bunch.

[TFM_Dale]

They should just put on the top of the ballot:

"Which candidate would you prefer to get fucked in the ass by?"

Because that's what every single solitary politician on the planet wants to do. Fuck as many people in the ass as they can, while pleasuring themselves to their own agenda.

This two party system is a farce too.

I agree. I want to believe someone like Bernie can actually make a difference but I have a lot of doubts.

[Von Halen]

So your beef isn't with the term Cuban, you want to know why FORD referred to him as a Cuban? Either way why would it be a racist remark? I'm honestly just trying to figure out what got your panties in a bunch.

Double standard.

[Jesus Christ]

Jesus Christ - how is Cruz a Cuban????

I hath no idea. But I can tell you why he is not a Christian. Because he does not keep My teachings, but instead follows the false gospel of Ayn Rand.

[Jesus Christ]

I agree. I want to believe someone like Bernie can actually make a difference but I have a lot of doubts.

Have faith, My son. Bernie has friends in high places.

[vandeleur]

Man this thread is funny

[Anonymous]

So FROD has been bac ked against the wall AGAIN & tries to save hisself by switching to his Jesus account.

How is this guy allowed to be free?

And yes, FROD & the rest of the ex-Blue Man Group are the most racist, intolerant, pieces of shit I know.

I wouldn't care, but those fucking retards kept lecturing everybody all the time. They're hypocrites.

FROD can't even call a spade a spade. He'll call it a gardening tool.

Yes, I know a spade isn't exactly a gardening tool. But we're talking about FROD here. Dude's never worked a day in his life.

[Anonymous]

This is what happens when you run your country based on some dated old document drawn up hundreds of years ago by English slave traders.

Who gives a fuck where he was born? You think that someone gets magical powers from the soil or some shit? What a pile of crap.

I don't like him and he's creepy even by politician standards but worrying about where his mother's vagina was located when he fell out of it is primitive wooh tribal crap. He is clearly from the US because that's where he has lived his life.

That's true.

Appealing to patriotism is the easiest way to get the unwashed peasants on your side.

I have no scientific data, but it seems to me that the more stupid someone is, the more patriot that someone's likely to be.

Fear the unfamiliar & throw voodoo at it. That solves everything.

[vandeleur]

That's true.

Appealing to patriotism is the easiest way to get the unwashed peasants on your side.

I have no scientific data, but it seems to me that the more stupid someone is, the more patriot that someone's likely to be.

Fear the unfamiliar & throw voodoo at it. That solves everything.

Well done , this is very insightful and the people who it's aimed at won't get it unfortunately.

[Anonymous]

Well done , this is very insightful and the people who it's aimed at won't get it unfortunately.

Yeah, Von's not very bright.

[twonabomber]

Cruz looks like he's melting.