Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[Seshmeister]

Was that when your wife bought you a huge bottle of vodka? For some reason I think I remember that.

No she did buy me a gallon(5 litre) bottle of vodka one Xmas years ago which set up a funny gag of getting it out and throwing the top away saying 'Well I won't need that again'.

The tequila redbull thing was horrible because there was a cheap promotion on at the hotel where I was staying in strange city with a colleague and I drank a ton and then lay awake in bed from midnight to 8am when I had to get up for breakfast and then go and spend 9 hours in meetings without being able to sleep at any point.

[Anonymous]

Izzy - check your messages.

Where? Here, there?

I see nothing.

[Kristy]

There are a lot of F A T hipsters in this place. All with their shitty Mac Books trying to blow each other, talking college and shit.

"Dude! Have you heard the new Nikki and The Dove?"

"Yeah! I have it on Spotify."

Somebody fucking shoot me. Where is an ISIS terrorist when you need one?

[Anonymous]

Really?




Kwel birth prez.

Just point me to your wishlist & I'll gift them to you!

[DONNIEP]

Where? Here, there?

I see nothing.

Skype, you sexy beast. Duh.

[Seshmeister]

Only because your master is Jewish, slave SESH Otherwise, I would not care.

My master is Russian.

Happy Birthday my little nest of vipers.

I know that underneath that belligerent exterior is a fluffy kitten of loveliness.

[DONNIEP]

No she did buy me a gallon(5 litre) bottle of vodka one Xmas years ago which set up a funny gag of getting it out and throwing the top away saying 'Well I won't need that again'.

The tequila redbull thing was horrible because there was a cheap promotion on at the hotel where I was staying in strange city with a colleague and I drank a ton and then lay awake in bed from midnight to 8am when I had to get up for breakfast and then go and spend 9 hours in meetings without being able to sleep at any point.

Aha! See - I pay attention here and remember the important stuff.

[Kristy]

My master is Russian.

Happy Birthday my little nest of vipers.

I know that underneath that belligerent exterior is a fluffy kitten of loveliness.

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

[Seshmeister]

Aha! See - I pay attention here and remember the important stuff.

It's funny the things that people remember from all these years of crap.

I'm sure I posted a bunch of stuff back around 2002-2004 which is gone forever that I would like to have seen now.

[TFM_Dale]

No she did buy me a gallon(5 litre) bottle of vodka one Xmas years ago which set up a funny gag of getting it out and throwing the top away saying 'Well I won't need that again'.

The tequila redbull thing was horrible because there was a cheap promotion on at the hotel where I was staying in strange city with a colleague and I drank a ton and then lay awake in bed from midnight to 8am when I had to get up for breakfast and then go and spend 9 hours in meetings without being able to sleep at any point.

Red bull is some nasty shit, my wife used to like doing those jagerbombs and I found Jagermeister mixed into a dark lager is much MUCH better.

[TFM_Dale]

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

You must be at Starbucks. I think I seen that on the menu once.

[Anonymous]

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

That's extremely hot!

[Kristy]

You must be at Starbucks. I think I seen that on the menu once.

No. Nothing that corporate. Hipsters hate corporate places. This is some off-campus hipster hangout full of disillusioned college students. No need to fret. master Bernie is going to give them a FREE education.


These fucking students are rich, too. Expensive Mac Books with those pretentious "Beats" headphones - probably listening to Wiz Khalifa in order to hide their true suburban identities.

[Seshmeister]

Not really. Nothing would make more birthday more complete than having one of these hipsters lick my boots as I piss on his/her face.

There are people that pay for that kind of thing but I would guess that it takes a bit of practice.

[Seshmeister]

No. Nothing that corporate. Hipsters hate corporate places. This is some off-campus hipster hangout full of disillusioned college students. No need to fret. master Bernie is going to give them a FREE education.

Your rants as a Marxist against Bernie giving a 'free' education are a bit confusing.