Hi! Welcome to Kenya!

[Anonymous]

Donnie, you should click on the video. There's a lot of formerly barely legal Southern poontang in the crowd.

And I mean A LOT.

Our Lord Trump bless Dixie. It's enough to make a fully grown man weak at the knees.

[vandeleur]

How about a pic of Kristy?

Canny but needs huuuuge tits .... Just saying

[DONNIEP]

Maybe we should compare the womarns of both regions before we decide to move to Kenya.

First up - The Kenyan Hotties:



And now your typical Southern girls:



And now some fag will say "The girls down in the South aren't any prettier than anywhere else". Well fuck you buddy. There's enough hot poontang in this town to give Hef a heart attack.

[DONNIEP]

Damn, the blonde in the middle is clearly the hottest. But the blonde on the right has that Barely Legal have-to-sneak-her-in-the-back door look.

[vandeleur]

Nope I live women in the daisy duke shorts ... Geordie women are different .... I've never fucked one who would take her jacket off or out her cigarette out. The only way you know they are coming is if they start to spill their pint

[Anonymous]

Move to Kenya, my ass! I ain't goin' nowhere they beat up & kill women & children. Fuck those niggas & those Muslims. They're all retarded scumbags.

Now, I'd say you are right about Southern girls. All the pictures I've seen, they have this natural beauty thing going on. Not too much make-up, no excess of accessorization & no need for fancy clothes or designer shoes. They just look good, period.

I like all three & I would let them pick me, instead of me picking them. I'm a gentleman whore. A whore's gentleman. A slut.

[Anonymous]

Nope I live women in the daisy duke shorts ... Geordie women are different .... I've never fucked one who would take her jacket off or out her cigarette out. The only way you know they are coming is if they start to spill their pint

Funniest shit I've read this year!

I applaud you, good sir & take extreme pity on you at the same time.

[DONNIEP]

Nope I live women in the daisy duke shorts ... Geordie women are different .... I've never fucked one who would take her jacket off or out her cigarette out. The only way you know they are coming is if they start to spill their pint

I should take you to Myrtle Beach. You would lose your goddamn mind. There's more fake blonde hair and tanned skin than at a Hawaiian Tropic beauty contest.

I remember the first time me and my buddy's went down there for grad week. We'd just finished the 11th grade, a bunch of drunk 17 year olds. And we're walking down the strip and in a second floor window of a hotel was the hottest chick I'd ever seen in my life dancin nekkid on a table. And it just got better from there.

Even the middle aged womarns here are hot as shit. God bless em, trying to stay young with their tans and bleached hair and short shorts. And that's just at the damn Walmart in town.

[Anonymous]

I should take you to Myrtle Beach. You would lose your goddamn mind. There's more fake blonde hair and tanned skin than at a Hawaiian Tropic beauty contest.

I remember the first time me and my buddy's went down there for grad week. We'd just finished the 11th grade, a bunch of drunk 17 year olds. And we're walking down the strip and in a second floor window of a hotel was the hottest chick I'd ever seen in my life dancin nekkid on a table. And it just got better from there.

Even the middle aged womarns here are hot as shit. God bless em, trying to stay young with their tans and bleached hair and short shorts. And that's just at the damn Walmart in town.

Well, God made Myrtle Beach.

God is gooder'n Hell.

[DONNIEP]

Well, God made Myrtle Beach.

God is gooder'n Hell.

Yes He is.

Thats what makes where I live goddamn perfect. Three hours in one direction - Myrtle Beach. Three hours in the other direction - Gatlinburg. And there's hot ass Southern girls all over the place in both. Just be sure and check IDs. They're sneaky!

[Anonymous]

Now, excuse me for turning fag for a moment or two, but I gotta say this:

I talk to tolerant people & I start hating the world, minorities, majorities, everything & everyone.

So I come here guns a blazin', shootin' & a-hollerin', exposing people for the hypocrite retards they are & all of a sudden, we start to talk about wholesome living, got women, drinking, good ol' rock & roll & I start loving world, minorities, majorities, everything & everyone.

I love you guys.

Now, everyone vote Trump so he can make the world a better place by bombing the shit out of every hell-hole on this Earth!

[cadaverdog]

Now, everyone vote Trump so he can make the world a better place by bombing the shit out of every hell-hole on this Earth!

Starting with Portugal.

[Anonymous]

Starting with Portugal.

Shut the fuck up & go enlist to kill Muslims, so I won't have to.

[cadaverdog]

Shut the fuck up & go enlist to kill Muslims, so I won't have to.

One of my brother's grandsons is in Army boot camp right now. He got sucked into signing a contract with no guarantees. He'll end up over there eventually.

[Anonymous]

One of my brother's grandsons is in Army boot camp right now. He got sucked into signing a contract with no guarantees. He'll end up over there eventually.

Well, maybe he should READ what he signs.

I hope he'll live to regret it. I say regret it, because you're proof that in your family no one learns anything. Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!