The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[jhale667]

No, bitch, YOU take orders from ME. And yes, I want fries with that.

And what's your problem exactly, troll - abusive parents beat you too much as a kid, or were you just bullied on the playground? Or is it the fact that you've grown up to be a short, fat, bald, racist-loser guitar-quitter, so now all you can do is try to be a wanna-be tough guy on the Internet? Even at that, YOU FAIL.

Will be going into the studio doing drum tracks after the first of the year, not like I need to report to you....and quit assuming because I've only posted samples, tunes aren't DONE (sans drums and vocals), idiot.

LMAO @ "lack of motivation"...this from the guy that GAVE UP guitar...stupid.

"If I had an Mbox, and daddy hadn't beaten me...waaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

You're so jealous it's funny. And everyone knows it. I'd tell you to go sit in the corner, but you already are.


Fuck off. :dafinger: Go think about how to NOT post like a douche before you even bother responding.

[GAR]

Owning a one-fingered typist the entire 15 minutes he incurred ranting that nothingness was a hoot..

THANKS Jay~!!

[jhale667]

No, it is you that is teh pwned.

Owning a one-fingered typist the entire 15 minutes he incurred ranting that nothingness was a hoot..

Arrogant much, troll? Playback: I groaned your post, left, came back, LEFT...came back, hit you over the head on teh interwebs, left ....coupla hours later, you're still confined to your room like a spoiled baby owning yourself. Again.

We know, GARgle, you'd like to think it's how long your opponents take to compose a post to pwn you, but in reality, we hit you, leave, come back and you're still here begging to get hit again. Much like a circus freak.

Dummy.

Thanks for the one, rare on-topic post in Coyote's thread, btw...

[jhale667]

This is priceless...but rather than shit up Front Line...

And since your shit there will likely be dumped too... Thanks for the laugh...

I definately do not wish my taxes to pay for your mental health bill. That's at least a two-million banger over the client lifetime's obligation right there..

Given the two projection-totals, his and yours, I'll gladly whip up an Excel comparison for ya...sure you wanna go there?

[jhale667]

Hmmm..."In the Style of".....

OK...

Go finish (1) one single tune

Would you like one in the style of your brother in troll DisgrACE, 3 minutes of guitar riffs and no drums or bass, with 10 vocal tracks of me yelling (but instead yelling about myself, and being drunk, I could say, yell about what a douche you can be)?

'Cause I could do that, like, right now. I would do that for you, man. :tongue0011:I've even got a few in me. I showed up prepared...

Nah, it's almost 2AM, bar's closing...

[Hardrock69]

Go finish (1) one single tune before you reach for the remote again. Or reply for that matter, Mbox Mozart.

Speak for yourself, loser, you can't even muster up the intelligence or motivation to post a single fucking photo, let alone record anything.

[jhale667]

Must be on the (Internet) meds, but sometimes...

OK....credit where credit's due...I almost wanna press the "Thanks" button in Coyote's build thread...but. Can't. Do. It. Yet.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/1409544-post20.html

[GAR]

Speak for yourself, loser, you can't even muster up the intelligence or motivation to post a single fucking photo, let alone record anything.

I record owning you several times in the thread. Reread it!

[GAR]

OK....credit where credit's due...

Actually I did google that from another forum. So..

[GAR]

if during a switch you turned both transmitters off, the receiver started searching for their signals and made the white noise of doom thru the amps.... :eek:

Your post-Anvilcase memoires do not recollect a little unit called a Hush?

Maybe I need to start a discussion on Hushes..

[Hardrock69]

I record owning you several times in the thread. Reread it!

What the hell are you talking about? You are incapable of even owning yourself!

[GAR]

WRONG! I lied about googling info there..

[jhale667]

WRONG! I lied about googling info there..

At least the post you're talking about in the other thread was on-topic and troll-free...anything else is going in here....

[jhale667]

Yeah, should've told him how to run his shit like you would've..

Your post-Anvilcase memoires do not recollect a little unit called a Hush?

Maybe I need to start a discussion on Hushes..

Like this one...

Yawn. Go to your room...
It was his rig, dude. I imagine if he'd wanted a HUSH pedal in the signal chain it would've been there... Duh.

[GAR]

Who said anything about a pedal? I'm talking pro rack items, Little Boy with Footpedal Toys.