The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah, like you should fucking talk!

[Blackflag]

Yeah, I think I will. Thanks for your permission, halfwit.

Stalk on, everybody... Don't let me interrupt the circle jerk.

[chefcraig]

I've wanted to say this for a while now. I really don't get the reactions to some of Blackflag's posts around here. Seriously, in my opinion the guy simply dislikes sanctimony, and enjoys sticking the needle to a few self-inflated balloons when people tend to get too full of themselves. If anything, if people bothered to read what the fellow is saying in the first place, not only would they gain some insight, but some good laughs as well.

I'm not kidding. The guy has given me a groan or two, and when I took the time to reread what I'd posted that bothered the dude, I agreed with him. I was being pompous in what I'd posted. And the real kicker here is that those that choose to engage the fellow in a pissing contest or go forward with a boat-load of name-calling not only miss the guy's point, they ultimately prove it.

Some people around here just need to lighten up at times. And yeah, that includes me. It's only the internet, folks.

[Blackflag]

The $20 is on its way via paypal.

[chefcraig]

The $20 is on its way via paypal.

Bastard. I thought the deal included all of those 1977-84 issues of Penthouse.

Damn you. Damn you to hell.

[Blackflag]

Sue me.

[jhale667]

Color you ungrateful.

A whole thread devoted to two gay dudes.

I heard it was "National Tolerance week". Thought you'd appreciate it. I mean, you're gay and attention whores, thought you'd be all over it!

[Blackflag]

Actually, I just lust for Gar's wang.

As long as we're all sharing the love, nobody does a better job of getting a rise out of people than Gar. Dude cracks my shit up.

[jhale667]

The words "reflects poorly on you" spring to mind.

As long as we're all sharing the love, nobody does a better job of getting a rise out of people than Gar. Dude cracks my shit up.

Your being into him suggests a personality deficit on your part. That's akin to saying "Y'know, despite all his many faults, Hitler was a great dancer"...I mean, who cares? Actually, ordinarily, you're far more an amusing troll than he could ever be. But then you started imitating him - poorly. You used to be better than that.

Funny thing is, I welcomed you when you started posting at the place across the street, and you seem to conveniently forget I was pretty much the only one who lobbied against your banning , then you went there to the point where even I couldn't help you. Way to show your gratitude, btw. Ungrateful wretch.

But now you're just blatantly spamming the place because A ) you admitted you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground in this forum, and B ) you've decided you don't like me this week for whatever reason. All I did was tell you to stay on topic and you since you can't, you cried and kicked dirt like a little bitch. Whatever on that, but it's lame, and it ceased being funny (or merely "yanking one's chain" as you put it) quite some time ago; everyone's over it. So if it's all you've got these days -and it sure seems like it is - keep your stupid flame-fests here. Or I will for you...

[GAR]

As a former roadie and guitar tech myself I had to learn some humility in order to serve, and I just kinda don't get that feeling from you Jay.

I'm not saying I disbelieve your stated experience, but you seem to let just a little ribbing rile you alot and you gotta get over that.

[Diamondjimi]

As a former roadie and guitar tech myself I had to learn some humility in order to serve.......

NOW, he claims to to have been a roadie and a guitar tech!

Ahahahaa ,toooo fucking much!

[GAR]

That's some very un-loving stuff you spout there, DiamondDimmy.

[Diamondjimi]

Fuck off GARy!

[jhale667]

Humility isn't in your vocabulary.

I had to learn some humility in order to serve, and I just kinda don't get that feeling from you Jay.

Key words being you "don't get it" - much like a neutered dog.

[hideyoursheep]

As long as we're all sharing the love, nobody does a better job of getting a rise out of people than Gar. Dude cracks my shit up.

Your shit's been cracked by GAR?