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January 11, 2006
Diamond Dave: If not the TOAST of the town, still the TALK of the town...
Is there really anything worse than these fucking critics?
(A.P.) Hell, Mich. - Roth Army World Headquarters
You know, you sit around for a couple of weeks, and you listen to Roth's show, and you look around the internet and read the articles. And for a second...for the people that have brains above their asshole...but for a second...you think, "these fucking people actually have a clue..."
Then you realize that most of the people writing these fucking articles have the originality of one of those fucking Dum Dum suckers you get at the bank. Yeah...shit tastes good for a second...until you realize half the wrapper's still stuck on it...and it was probably made in a fucking bomb shelter in 1952.
What's my point? With anything else...open up your fucking minds for a moment. You hear a lot of people that are Roth-heads rollin' around with how great the show is right now. You also hear a lot of Stern-heads talking about how shitty the show is? Then you have the fucking critics...95% haven't listened to the show...bashing Roth for all of what he DOESN'T DO...
So what's the truth? Far be it from me to not tell it like it is. Was Roth's first week a fucking unadulterated success? Fuck No. There was a bunch of shit that just didn't work. But through it all...you catch Roth catch his footing...a little more each day.
Is he Stern? Thank Fucking all that is right in this world no. That's just what this world needs is another Stern, who's newfound infatuation with the Gay Sulu is a bit disturbing to say the least. What Roth is is Roth...trying new shit, saying his bit, and doing something new. It's what he's done from the start, and what he'll do until the end. Will it inevitably work? It depends on Roth trusting the people he has around him, and giving them their footing as well. If Roth actually cracks a window into what makes him tick...Stern will be a distant free radio memory.
What WE get, is four hours of new every day, and it gets progressively better. The critics? Well, they'll continue to spend their hours watching Lawrence Welk, and scouring the internet for ripoff articles that sound more like Huey Lewis and the News than Classic Van Halen. You know, tunes that all sound the same, instead of the shit that people remember...
But ask yourself this? When was the last time you saw this much fucking publicity?
and what does Roth need do?
stop being so fucking secretive, and be Roth...that's all he can be. And when he starts doing that, that's when we'll have a show on our hands...no...not the singer...but the radio host. And if you don't think Roth can talk...where the fuck have you been the past 30 years?
If it's not good enough for you?
What the fuck are you doing here?
Have a Nice Day...
and when you end up in jail for grabbing that hot chick's ass at the mall...smile...cuz at least you grabbed that ass...
January 11, 2006
Diamond Dave: If not the TOAST of the town, still the TALK of the town...
Is there really anything worse than these fucking critics?
(A.P.) Hell, Mich. - Roth Army World Headquarters
You know, you sit around for a couple of weeks, and you listen to Roth's show, and you look around the internet and read the articles. And for a second...for the people that have brains above their asshole...but for a second...you think, "these fucking people actually have a clue..."Then you realize that most of the people writing these fucking articles have the originality of one of those fucking Dum Dum suckers you get at the bank. Yeah...shit tastes good for a second...until you realize half the wrapper's still stuck on it...and it was probably made in a fucking bomb shelter in 1952.
What's my point? With anything else...open up your fucking minds for a moment. You hear a lot of people that are Roth-heads rollin' around with how great the show is right now. You also hear a lot of Stern-heads talking about how shitty the show is? Then you have the fucking critics...95% haven't listened to the show...bashing Roth for all of what he DOESN'T DO...
So what's the truth? Far be it from me to not tell it like it is. Was Roth's first week a fucking unadulterated success? Fuck No. There was a bunch of shit that just didn't work. But through it all...you catch Roth catch his footing...a little more each day.
Is he Stern? Thank Fucking all that is right in this world no. That's just what this world needs is another Stern, who's newfound infatuation with the Gay Sulu is a bit disturbing to say the least. What Roth is is Roth...trying new shit, saying his bit, and doing something new. It's what he's done from the start, and what he'll do until the end. Will it inevitably work? It depends on Roth trusting the people he has around him, and giving them their footing as well. If Roth actually cracks a window into what makes him tick...Stern will be a distant free radio memory.
What WE get, is four hours of new every day, and it gets progressively better. The critics? Well, they'll continue to spend their hours watching Lawrence Welk, and scouring the internet for ripoff articles that sound more like Huey Lewis and the News than Classic Van Halen. You know, tunes that all sound the same, instead of the shit that people remember...
But ask yourself this? When was the last time you saw this much fucking publicity?
and what does Roth need do?
stop being so fucking secretive, and be Roth...that's all he can be. And when he starts doing that, that's when we'll have a show on our hands...no...not the singer...but the radio host. And if you don't think Roth can talk...where the fuck have you been the past 30 years?
If it's not good enough for you?
What the fuck are you doing here?
Have a Nice Day...
and when you end up in jail for grabbing that hot chick's ass at the mall...smile...cuz at least you grabbed that ass...
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