ELVIS has left the building...

[ELVIS]

I can start another one...

[chefcraig]

I can start another one...

Yeah, but it would be an uninspired spin-off, ya know? I mean come on...does anybody here remember After M.A.S.H.? It barely lasted three episodes.

[vandeleur]

Yeah, but it would be an uninspired spin-off, ya know? I mean come on...does anybody here remember After M.A.S.H.? It barely lasted three episodes.

I have been watching a lot of mash recently and it seems every group of people eventually pick up their own Frank Burns.

[chefcraig]

I have been watching a lot of mash recently and it seems every group of people eventually pick up their own Frank Burns.

[ELVIS]

Way to be on top of things...

[ELVIS]

But this time it will be much more niggardly than before...

[fraroc]

But this time it will be much more niggardly than before...

Paula Deen?

[Seshmeister]

I have been watching a lot of mash recently and it seems every group of people eventually pick up their own Frank Burns.

Hahaha perfect.

I'm so tempted to change his avatar from his 'oh so rebellious look at me racist doll' to Frank Burns.

It would immediately tell readers where he is coming from more than just knowing he's racist which is just one aspect of his persona.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

elvis reely haits black people. hes vary rasist

[Rikk]

Many vets have left the building and didn't exploit an attention whore thread doing it...

ELVIS (I know you're still reading every single post on this site, whether or not we've hit another sample of August 16, 1977)...

You've reached BIG TROUBLE circa 2004 level here. In fact, you've beaten it.

You started a goodbye thread. (SHEEP POINTS = 10)
You kept posting in it for a few pages. (SHEEP POINTS = 5)
You were still posting in it almost two years later. (SHEEP POINTS = 25)
Several other vets left this site during the time your thread was still receiving your participation (and bumping). (SHEEP POINTS = 20)
In the end, you refused to leave even after starting your goodbye thread, so they threw you out head first, partly for wishing the death of children, you piece of shit. (SHEEP POINTS = 50)

I'll do the calculating (since your three Oxycontins and four Xanax's you've taken tonight have probably turned you into a gibbering mess that is unable to use a calculator (but able to continue crying to your pastor that the computer enemies have failed Jesus again). That's 10 + 5 + 25 + 20 + 50 (+ another 10 for just being a piece of shit for making comments about aborting someone's children, you fucking tool) = 120 SHEEP POINTS

Man, I don't run the SHEEP PEN anymore, but if I did, I would recommend you be put in as SHEEP OF THE WEEK.

You love attention...

...man, I'm still giving it to you.

POJO and I once called this a "computer game." If you didn't actually like the game, you could just have turned it off. That's what I did last night when I got tired of my James Bond video game on my PS3. I bored me. I took the disc out.

If you're ever invited back, and you get bored and want to leave, do what I did: I left. I didn't tell anybody. I didn't even decide until after I'd made my last post. I just made some post, got bored and left. Didn't even tell anybody...

In fact, I think I did that a few times.

In fact, I probably will again.

Good to see you, ELVIS. Good to see you haven't changed. ("I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.")

[Kristy]

You love attention...

...man, I'm still giving it to you.

Just go to his trailer and blow him. But, you know, "don't tell anybody."

[DavidLeeNatra]

Is Elvis really banned? for what fucking reason?

[Kristy]

Do you live under a fucking rock?

[Angel]

Is Elvis really banned? for what fucking reason?

For a disgusting comment he made to Sesh about his children...


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[Dan]

Damn,Very Low Post Indeed.