Another gay goodbye thread

[cadaverdog]

Actually he did, you're just another big-mouthed pussy on the internet who was afraid he was gonna get beat up or something. C'mon dude, you could have road in on your '86 Vespa in rockin' style! Your one-legged pirate friend and incontinent date could have totally backed you up...

Whatever you say asshole. You're not even manly enough to play internet bad ass yourself. You have to hide behind Lard Ass and talk shit. Now that's a pussy move. The only incontinent date I've had is with your mother. She's sucking my dick while I'm posting. She offered to give me a gum job but she looks like Granny Clampett without her teeth in. By the way, I'm your real Dad. That was my coat hanger sticking in your head when you were born. I tried to abort the mission but your mom's gash was too deep and wide for me to hook you without falling in. You were concieved out of love though. I love fucking your mother butt I should have stuck to anal. I could always go ass to mouth when I cum. My one legged pirate friend stumped her. I'm sure you can figure that out for yourself. How's your wife and my kids doing? Now you and your pals can cry a fucking river about me talking about your mommy.

[twonabomber]

Leme guess, Brown leather?

Nah. Some print pattern.

Thought of getting it reupholstered but it's still in really good shape, even though it's not quite my style. Couch itself has to be over 60 years old, was reupholstered in the early 90's.

Only in places.....

I turned the cushions over! HA!

[LoungeMachine]

Leme guess, Brown leather?

Only in places.....

[jhale667]

Therein lies the difference....

It is YOUR couch

[Igosplut]

Yeah. Even if it was inherited, it's mine now.

Leme guess, Brown leather?

[twonabomber]

Yeah. Even if it was inherited, it's mine now.

[LoungeMachine]

Therein lies the difference....

It is YOUR couch

[twonabomber]

I'm on vacation this week. Looking forward to napping on my couch.

[LoungeMachine]

Sometimes the leftovers aren't worth putting in the refrigerator... they're best just thrown into the trash.

Especially when you find them laying on your couch for weeks on end.

[ZahZoo]

It would appear this thread has at last run its course with one person arguing with himself, seemingly unaware that everyone else has moved on.

Sometimes the leftovers aren't worth putting in the refrigerator... they're best just thrown into the trash.

[Zing!]

It would appear this thread has at last run its course with one person arguing with himself, seemingly unaware that everyone else has moved on.

[Nickdfresh]

Asshole never offered me free drinks at his bar. We discussed it but the conversation turned to shit and I told him I didn't trust his ass anyway. Why would I? It's his bar supposedly and I'm sure even an asshole like him has friends. If you're stupid enough to go where your enemy hangs out with his pals and get drunk then come out to the valley and I'll buy you a few drinks. There's a real nice bar in Pacoima I'm sure you'd like. They call it the bucket of blood but I have no idea why.

Actually he did, you're just another big-mouthed pussy on the internet who was afraid he was gonna get beat up or something. C'mon dude, you could have road in on your '86 Vespa in rockin' style! Your one-legged pirate friend and incontinent date could have totally backed you up...

[cadaverdog]

If Warflappy stopped with the papqueers using personal pics/info, and threatening to run people off the boards, I think 99% of this shit would go away.

Wrong. Hale would still post his resume every chance he got just in case someone missed it the first thousand times and you would still be you.

[cadaverdog]

Actually I nicknamed it The Lurks because it seemed it had more Lurkers than Posters

You were obviously one of them if you know that. Maybe they should call you LurkingMachine.

[cadaverdog]

Awful. Eat at Chipotles!

They're decent but kind of pricey. You can get better mexican food off the roach coaches that park just about everywhere here in the valley. They all have their names in lights on the back. I like El Gordo the best. Some places have a night where they line the street with roach coaches that serve just about anything you can think of. Seafood, oriental food, Gringo food, Mexican food, Italian, Greek, whatever you want someone has it on a roach coach.