Another gay goodbye thread

[Anonymous]

Ok, ok, last one. I could quote Norm all day long,best character ever.

Coach: Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera. I just can't.

Cheers!

[chefcraig]

I'm astounded I'm doing this at the Roth Army, but I offer one of the most touching, heart rendering exchanges between a father and daughter ever seen on tv...


Lisa: Look at me, Dad, I'm not--beautiful.
Coach: You look just like your mother.
Lisa: And Mom was not-- [Pause] comfortable with her beauty.
Coach: But that's what made her more beautiful. Your mother grew more beautiful every day of her life.

I bawled like a newborn at that, and still do whenever I catch the episode in reruns.

[Anonymous]

ANOTHER WINNER:

Woody: What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Norm: It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

Motherfucker. I knew that's what you meant.

But, I can't get mad. Not when I'm remembering so many pearls from Mr. Norm Peterson. What a guy!

Sam: What'll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

Cheers!

[chefcraig]

Hey, wait a minute! Are you saying it's a sad world we live in when Imapus Sylicker becomes the voice of reason? Is that it?

I think I may be pissed off at that. I don't know yet. Let me get back to you on that one.

Cheers!

Norm: It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

[Anonymous]

Oh, I just remembered another favourite:

Woody: Beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.



Cheers!

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah, "gee, it isn't really all warf's fault! It takes two to tango!" Oh, fuck you guys! We hadn't even been fighting. I never used his info before yesterday, and I come online at about 9:30pm to see some stuff on Egypt and maybe find some glorious tidbit regarding a new Van Halen album or something, and some asshole has been playing internet terrorist all day and completely coming at me with a bizarre rage I've never seen nor expected. I really don't give a fuck about that. But the fact that he seemed to be pissed that someone else had joined another site with a new username really seemed to piss him off for some reason...

I've never, not once "trolled" Rothchats. Not fucking once! This despite having my name autochanged and being banned for apparently never posting anything there. I even made a couple of innocuous posts the other day after reregistering hoping to bring things down a bit and increase the motherfucking peace, yo. I don't stalk people not only from thread-to-thread, but from site-to-site even when they change their usernames and stop posting at anything and even try to kiss his ass hoping he would drop his pyscho obsessive behaviors...

This all goes back to the same mentality during the relentless haranguing of Angel. Big man, big opinions from Imanottooparticularastoowhatsexualrogansilicker being "the voice of reason." FFS! It's like saying, "well, WWII wasn't really ALL Hitler's fault! The French were sorta being smelly!" Or, the "Holocaust wasn't all the Nazi's fault! Those Jewy Jews looked at them funny with their secret cabals."

Please, save the stilted, enabler logic lest you look like a bunch of Lord of the Flies motherfuckers! Where were the "voices of reason" last night, when it counted? cowards!

Here's your fucking conch back...

[Anonymous]

From an old episode of Cheers...

Sam: It's a sad world we live in when Sam Malone becomes the voice of reason.

Alternate quotes, for your reading pleasure.

Cliff: The Hindus believe that what you come back as depends upon your behavior in this life. If you led a good life, you come back in an elevated state.
Coach: Like Colorado?
Cliff: No, Coach. Uh, more like a king or a prince. Conversely, if you've not led a good life, you come back in a more lowly condition.
Norm: Last time around, I must have made a real ass out of myself.

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.

Oh man, I love Cheers.

My favourite is when Carla asks Norm & Cliff how they can drink beer when it's so cold.

Cliff comes off with this tirade about how ingesting cold liquids makes the inside of your body drop to a temperature more in line with the outside, therefore making you more comfortable. It was GENIUS!

Then Carla replies they also drink beer in the summer, to which Cliff replies "Well, beer tastes good".

That one always gets me!

Hey, wait a minute! Are you saying it's a sad world we live in when Imapus Sylicker becomes the voice of reason? Is that it?

I think I may be pissed off at that. I don't know yet. Let me get back to you on that one.

Cheers!

[chefcraig]

Riddle me this: How many sides are needed to start a fight? Hint: the answer is not one...You know who you are. Man up, once in your life.

Cheers!

From an old episode of Cheers...

Sam: It's a sad world we live in when Sam Malone becomes the voice of reason.

Alternate quotes, for your reading pleasure.

Cliff: The Hindus believe that what you come back as depends upon your behavior in this life. If you led a good life, you come back in an elevated state.
Coach: Like Colorado?
Cliff: No, Coach. Uh, more like a king or a prince. Conversely, if you've not led a good life, you come back in a more lowly condition.
Norm: Last time around, I must have made a real ass out of myself.

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.

[Dr. Love]

I can talk out of my ass without any help.

I think that's been fairly well established

[Nickdfresh]

Riddle me this: How many sides are needed to start a fight? Hint: the answer is not one.

Yes, Warf was wrong. He shoudn't've come here last night to stir shit up. We can all agree on that.

Last night? You mean early yesterday afternoon...

But how many people decided they ABSOLUTELY had to set him straight?

I dunno?

How many people not only took the bait, but grabbed on to it so fiercely that they had to drag others into it?

We can blame Warf for his wrongdoings. That's only fair.

What it's NOT fair is blaming HIM for YOURS. Couldn't you just ignore him? Couldn't you just let him make a fool of himself until he got bored? What happened to "Don't feed the trolls?"

I'll tell you what happened. All parties involved last night NEED this kind of shit as much, or possibly even more, than Warf.

And now there's even uglier trolls using this to further their agendas, demanding Warf to be sacrificed.

I'm sorry, but Fans is not the problem. Nor is the Army. It's everyone who's looking for a reason to drag this on.

You know who you are. Man up, once in your life.

Cheers!

Sorry buddy, next time I'll ignore stalker fuckface after he namedrops my personal info and states he's been hacking in accounts for personal information (completely unprovoked mind you, unless sheer obsessive jealous rage and alcohol counts as provocations).

Fuck you and your bullshit, false moral equivalencies you spineless lynch-mobber. What was the excuse when warf was on his Angel-jihad, and you guys all just seemed to do nothing but enable it and rationalize what a "bitch" she was being, but "oh ho ho! that's just warf. You have to expect him being a socialpathic fucking asshole. You probably actually deserve it for disagreeing with him or questioning him".

'Kay...

[cadaverdog]

Well, thank you for clarifying the record.





















You're still a cunt.

So are you. But at least I know I'm a cunt.

[cadaverdog]

I do!

Good for you. I'm too old to give a fuck anymore about getting laid. My shit still functions but I can alway watch porn on the internet for free if I feel the need.

[Nickdfresh]

I don't give a flying fuck if you or anybody else here gets fucked over anymore. I don't even remember saying shit to you about shit. Nobody has lost their job or any of the other shit you keep crying about. WhiningMachine shouldn't have talked so much shit and no one would have bothered to message the new bass player in the band he got fired from. He was already fired for being a smartass so how was he harmed any farther? Not that I really care if that bastard lives or breaths.

Calm down buddy, you just need a sock to relax a bit...

[Nickdfresh]

Sure I did asshole. I said I was tossed out of the Navy to score points here. Bullshit. I said I should have been tossed for smoking pot and snorting coke but I didn't. You and/or your pal changed it up to fit your agenda. And as far as being a convicted felon I must have explained a thousand times I was but I had it reduced to a misdeameanor when I applied for parole by basically agreeing to plead guilty to the misdeameanor if they tossed the felony conviction after they determined my public defender fucked me over. I was released with time served and since it happened here that conviction no longer applies. But you keep on with you revisionist bullshit if that's what you get off on.

Well, thank you for clarifying the record.





















You're still a cunt.