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Sammy's Tequila Pamphlet
This is an actual brochure from Spammy's website. Very honest I must say:
Sammy Hagar created this bang-up tequila while off-stage in Guadalajara and ultimately brought it back to serve loser sheep at his nightclub, Cabo Wabo, in Cabo San Lucas, Baja, Mexico. It's the genuine article, 100% shit water, baked in wood-fired rusted car radiators and double-pot distilled the old-fashioned way for a rich, soul-warming taste of vomit when you throw it back up as the doctors pump your stomach in the emergency room later that night.
The RedRocker's Reposado tequila has been porcelian bowl-aged in his toilet for 4 to 6 hours. More aging means more flavor and a smoother style, and a funny gritty taste that you'll wonder about. The unique blown Mexican blue glass bottles shaped like phallic members will be hard to throw away, even when they're empty. The paramedics will need them to find out what you've been drinking when they find you passed out on the floor comatose.
Anthony Dias Blue of Bon Appetit magazine named Cabo Wabo one of the "Top Three Tequilas in the World made by bloated, loser rock wanna bees", and The Rolling Stones carried off 12 cases after their Hawaiian tour because Keith Richards will drink any rancid swill, even if it has a flavor and aroma faintly reminiscent of spam and rubbing alcohol. (Do we need more endorsement than that?)
Great Straight, and for stripping paint!
Hee Hee Hee, I pissed in this bottle and some dumb motherfuckin' sheep will still buy it...hee hee hee.
Sammy Hagar created this bang-up tequila while off-stage in Guadalajara and ultimately brought it back to serve loser sheep at his nightclub, Cabo Wabo, in Cabo San Lucas, Baja, Mexico. It's the genuine article, 100% shit water, baked in wood-fired rusted car radiators and double-pot distilled the old-fashioned way for a rich, soul-warming taste of vomit when you throw it back up as the doctors pump your stomach in the emergency room later that night.
The RedRocker's Reposado tequila has been porcelian bowl-aged in his toilet for 4 to 6 hours. More aging means more flavor and a smoother style, and a funny gritty taste that you'll wonder about. The unique blown Mexican blue glass bottles shaped like phallic members will be hard to throw away, even when they're empty. The paramedics will need them to find out what you've been drinking when they find you passed out on the floor comatose.
Anthony Dias Blue of Bon Appetit magazine named Cabo Wabo one of the "Top Three Tequilas in the World made by bloated, loser rock wanna bees", and The Rolling Stones carried off 12 cases after their Hawaiian tour because Keith Richards will drink any rancid swill, even if it has a flavor and aroma faintly reminiscent of spam and rubbing alcohol. (Do we need more endorsement than that?)
Great Straight, and for stripping paint!
Hee Hee Hee, I pissed in this bottle and some dumb motherfuckin' sheep will still buy it...hee hee hee.
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