Dave is DONE?
I get this over and over in e-mails...and pm's...from the nimrodic few that are still stoned from the 70's...or were born in the 80's...
OK...if you are stating that Dave is done...let me bring a few things to your attention...
if DAVE is done...what is Eddie? Dead?
if DAVE is done...what is Alex? A parapalegic?
if DAVE is done...what is Michael? a Growth out of someone capable of a payday's ass (Check out his nose...it's rumored to be permanently colored brown)
if DAVE is done...what is Sammy? a fucking fat ass Bette Midler impersonater who would hawk his wife if it meant another buck or two (Sammy wouldn't be cool enough to be a pimp...but if he could...he would...I'm surprised we don't see Fat Ass Sham on a couch at 3 in the morning hawking lovelines)
If you are one of the simplefucks stating that Dave is done...lmfao...look in the fucking mirror...or better yet...put in a fag-era VH album...
Then you'll hear the truth...
Dave isn't done...he's never done...he's always expanding his life a bit...trying new shit...
Eddie's expanding his alcoholism...
Alex is expanding his wife collection, and colored neck braces...
Mike is expanding other's ass's...
and Sammy's expanding his gut...and yeah...his wallet...buy selling his soul...
Wake the fuck up people...Wake the fuck up...
I get this over and over in e-mails...and pm's...from the nimrodic few that are still stoned from the 70's...or were born in the 80's...
OK...if you are stating that Dave is done...let me bring a few things to your attention...
if DAVE is done...what is Eddie? Dead?
if DAVE is done...what is Alex? A parapalegic?
if DAVE is done...what is Michael? a Growth out of someone capable of a payday's ass (Check out his nose...it's rumored to be permanently colored brown)
if DAVE is done...what is Sammy? a fucking fat ass Bette Midler impersonater who would hawk his wife if it meant another buck or two (Sammy wouldn't be cool enough to be a pimp...but if he could...he would...I'm surprised we don't see Fat Ass Sham on a couch at 3 in the morning hawking lovelines)
If you are one of the simplefucks stating that Dave is done...lmfao...look in the fucking mirror...or better yet...put in a fag-era VH album...
Then you'll hear the truth...
Dave isn't done...he's never done...he's always expanding his life a bit...trying new shit...
Eddie's expanding his alcoholism...
Alex is expanding his wife collection, and colored neck braces...
Mike is expanding other's ass's...
and Sammy's expanding his gut...and yeah...his wallet...buy selling his soul...
Wake the fuck up people...Wake the fuck up...
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