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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    Enuff with the Dave is dunn talk...

    Dave is DONE?

    I get this over and over in e-mails...and pm's...from the nimrodic few that are still stoned from the 70's...or were born in the 80's...

    OK...if you are stating that Dave is done...let me bring a few things to your attention...

    if DAVE is done...what is Eddie? Dead?

    if DAVE is done...what is Alex? A parapalegic?

    if DAVE is done...what is Michael? a Growth out of someone capable of a payday's ass (Check out his nose...it's rumored to be permanently colored brown)

    if DAVE is done...what is Sammy? a fucking fat ass Bette Midler impersonater who would hawk his wife if it meant another buck or two (Sammy wouldn't be cool enough to be a pimp...but if he could...he would...I'm surprised we don't see Fat Ass Sham on a couch at 3 in the morning hawking lovelines)

    If you are one of the simplefucks stating that Dave is done...lmfao...look in the fucking mirror...or better yet...put in a fag-era VH album...

    Then you'll hear the truth...

    Dave isn't done...he's never done...he's always expanding his life a bit...trying new shit...

    Eddie's expanding his alcoholism...

    Alex is expanding his wife collection, and colored neck braces...

    Mike is expanding other's ass's...

    and Sammy's expanding his gut...and yeah...his wallet...buy selling his soul...

    Wake the fuck up people...Wake the fuck up...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    #2
    Who would WANT to front that band at this point...

    hell...GARY CHERONE QUIT...

    We all know how shitty ass he is...AND HE QUIT...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648

      #3
      Can you believe...Cherone preferred Tribe of Judah to Eddie, Alex and Michelle?

      bwahahahahahahaha
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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      • moose
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 1988

        #4
        This is a Mean Street and Pojo owns ya, you freaks of nature.

        Roth will never be done!

        Lord Strike those non-believers down!

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #5
          These people refuse to acknowledge the reality that Pojo has pointed out because they actually paid damn good money to see this crap. It's too painful for them. It some how makes them feel better to say that Dave is done.
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • POJO_Risin
            Roth Army Caesar
            • Mar 2003
            • 40648

            #6
            It's just plain fucking ignorance...and that's all...nothing more...nothing less...

            Either people are fucking dipshits...and think Hagar was better when Van Hagar wasn't complete shit...still shitty...but at least could play...perform and sing...

            Or people are completely fucking drunk off their asses on shit tequila and cheap wine...and think this current shit is even as good as Cherone's shit...which was shit...

            Or...people that get up every morning...leave their shades down...live in the dark...and say things like preciouses and watch Star Trek and Star Wars all day...and someday hope to meet aliens...so they can finally get laid...

            whatever...

            There are people who need a bitchslap into reality...
            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • PHOENIX
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2212

              #7
              Originally posted by POJO_Risin
              It's just plain fucking ignorance...and that's all...nothing more...nothing less...

              Either people are fucking dipshits...and think Hagar was better when Van Hagar wasn't complete shit...still shitty...but at least could play...perform and sing...

              Or people are completely fucking drunk off their asses on shit tequila and cheap wine...and think this current shit is even as good as Cherone's shit...which was shit...

              Or...people that get up every morning...leave their shades down...live in the dark...and say things like preciouses and watch Star Trek and Star Wars all day...and someday hope to meet aliens...so they can finally get laid...

              whatever...

              There are people who need a bitchslap into reality...
              The Aliens are coming!

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #8
                Originally posted by POJO_Risin

                There are people who need a bitchslap into reality...
                yeah, the kind that'll knock out a tooth or two and leave a kink in their neck for days :D
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • lms2

                  #9
                  Re: Enuff with the Dave is dunn talk...

                  Originally posted by POJO_Risin

                  Dave isn't done...he's never done...he's always expanding his life a bit...trying new shit...

                  Wake the fuck up people...Wake the fuck up...
                  :D

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                  • guwapo_rocker

                    #10
                    Re: Enuff with the Dave is dunn talk...

                    Originally posted by POJO_Risin

                    If you are one of the simplefucks stating that Dave is done...lmfao...look in the fucking mirror...or better yet...put in a fag-era VH album...

                    You can borrow one from Rikk!!:D

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                    • Viking
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1774

                      #11
                      If the sisters had any fucking sense, they'd be writing music for their first real album in 20 years - with Dave. But, not only won't the monkey motherfuckers do that, they're probably conspiring to find a way to fuck Dave at the R&RHOF induction, when it rolls around.....

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                      • lms2

                        #12
                        Never say never. But I do wish they would hurry up.

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                        • guwapo_rocker

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Viking
                          If the sisters had any fucking sense, they'd be writing music for their first real album in 20 years - with Dave. But, not only won't the monkey motherfuckers do that, they're probably conspiring to find a way to fuck Dave at the R&RHOF induction, when it rolls around.....

                          So true! There has never been a more important

                          time for the sisters to finally devote the time and "effort"

                          to get back with Dave and record and release a killer

                          studio album.

                          Any other route will be suicide....they're already standing

                          at the edge!!

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                          • Switch84
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2316

                            #14
                            True, lms2! They're at the edge of a GRAVE! The hard truth may be that Davy Baby's no longer interested and that'll REALLY fuck them up when they come crawling back to him!

                            My fave Dave quote from Aug. 03......

                            (He pauses during ATBL's 'You know I lost alot of friends there, baby ' lyric and says) " Ahhh, NEVERMIND! Y'all don't miss them, anyway!"


                            That's RIGHT, Davy Baby! Motherfuck Ed, Al and Fat Mike!
                            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                            Blackflag on DLR

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12194

                              #15
                              Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                              Dave is DONE?

                              I get this over and over in e-mails...and pm's...from the nimrodic few that are still stoned from the 70's...or were born in the 80's...

                              OK...if you are stating that Dave is done...let me bring a few things to your attention...

                              if DAVE is done...what is Eddie? Dead?

                              if DAVE is done...what is Alex? A parapalegic?

                              if DAVE is done...what is Michael? a Growth out of someone capable of a payday's ass (Check out his nose...it's rumored to be permanently colored brown)

                              if DAVE is done...what is Sammy? a fucking fat ass Bette Midler impersonater who would hawk his wife if it meant another buck or two (Sammy wouldn't be cool enough to be a pimp...but if he could...he would...I'm surprised we don't see Fat Ass Sham on a couch at 3 in the morning hawking lovelines)

                              If you are one of the simplefucks stating that Dave is done...lmfao...look in the fucking mirror...or better yet...put in a fag-era VH album...

                              Then you'll hear the truth...

                              Dave isn't done...he's never done...he's always expanding his life a bit...trying new shit...

                              Eddie's expanding his alcoholism...

                              Alex is expanding his wife collection, and colored neck braces...

                              Mike is expanding other's ass's...

                              and Sammy's expanding his gut...and yeah...his wallet...buy selling his soul...

                              Wake the fuck up people...Wake the fuck up...
                              Amen to that,Roth on.
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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