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"YES folks...Here it is!!! The New EVH Premium Wine!!! For those who love Mad Dog & grew up puking up Boones Farm, the finest rot gut on the market. guaranteed to dilute your talent, impair your judgement, and ruin your marriage!!! Inter-personal & social skills will also be destroyed!!! For the distinguishing Mullet farmer!! Sold in back alleys & soup kitchens soon!!!
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Will this fine brine also cause you to throw guitars at the heads of your "friends"?Originally posted by Matt White
"YES folks...Here it is!!! The New EVH Premium Wine!!! For those who love Mad Dog & grew up puking up Boones Farm, the finest rot gut on the market. guaranteed to dilute your talent, impair your judgement, and ruin your marriage!!! Inter-personal & social skills will also be destroyed!!! For the distinguishing Mullet farmer!! Sold in back alleys & soup kitchens soon!!!Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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ABSOLUTELY! It will also cause you to lose EVERY relation(both personal & professional) you've ever had in your life. Your professional status & success? Right in the shitter!!! You be led around by fools & sycophants(usually a sibling, brothers most likely) who have no interest in your well being. And, as a extra bonus at NO extra charge, you'll begin to look like an extra from "Dawn of the Dead"!!!Originally posted by Rikk
Will this fine brine also cause you to throw guitars at the heads of your "friends"?Comment
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It would be red wine.....
with black and white stripes:DComment
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It's the wine you won't be ashamed to place a paper bag around!
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We could always take this idea a step further, and add EVH Brand Tobbacco to go with it.
Vanbro: Guaranteed not to rot your tongue.Roth Army MilitiaComment
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Contact Moe Greene and Fredo in Vegas. See if Moe will sell this wine and these cigarettes in his casino. If he doesn't, your family may have to "buy him out".Originally posted by Don Corleone
We could always take this idea a step further, and add EVH Brand Tobbacco to go with it.
Vanbro: Guaranteed not to rot your tongue.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Mo Greene no longer has an interest in the Casino business, however I will run this by Hyman Roth.Originally posted by Rikk
Contact Moe Greene and Fredo in Vegas. See if Moe will sell this wine and these cigarettes in his casino. If he doesn't, your family may have to "buy him out".Roth Army MilitiaComment
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From what I know of Van Hagar Sheep, THIS is the only "wine" they ever drink!!! BWAHAHA!!!Comment
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Those aren't the care bears, those are imposters. Ahhh help me!Originally posted by Rikk
Yes, but only the cast from CARE BEARS II: A NEW GENERATION.
Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!
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