Merry Christmas To The Van Halen Brothers

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by FORD
Call this the official Army Xmas decoration.... it's going to the top of the tree....

Good call ..

Here's the one I was really looking for, courtesy of Slapnuts...

clap your hands boys and girls


Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts

I've got a bigger sack than Santa Claus
which is filled with gifts in the form of balls
tellin old ladies to drop them draws
cause they cant get pregnant after menopause
I'm large and in charge even when it's cold
whip out my candy cane at the North Pole
it's fuzzy and cute just like a mole
when it digs deep in to your asshole
betchya wanna scream betcha wanna shout
got some stress then let it out
like a paper boy on my delivery route
I go round the neighborhood and dishin it out
[here's some for you and you and you
and it would be too cruel if I forgot about you
so I wont, cause I cant]

all right ladies, I know ya gotta be juicy by this point in the song.
Go ahead and take off ya panties then, wring em out and hang em up to dry.
In the meantime just place a bucket underneath ya to catch that leak,
cause the sexy meter's gonna keep on risin=

Ladies, this Dick's for you
it wants to do what you want it to
come on up, dont be shy
now let me nut in your left eye.

[ppg960]

Happy Cheer.

I'm taking it for granted that you won't be going to the tour show if they get back together??


Nice thread.

[Nickdfresh]

They already have herpes Sir Dickface...

Valarie gave it to them both after Schneider gave it to her "one day at a time..."