If Dave got drunk with Ed tomorrow....

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8963
    #1

    If Dave got drunk with Ed tomorrow....

    Since Ed seems to favor opening the bottle and throwing the cap away lately, I was wondering:

    What would happen if Dave got drunk with Ed tomorrow?

    You know, if Dave just dropped by and decided, "WTF...when in Rome..." and started drinking.

    Would it help?
    Would it hurt?

    Talk about a powder keg of possibilities!

    Maybe it would facilitate rehashing the good times...

    Maybe it would breed unbridled contempt and 911 couldn't be reached 'cause there's no "11" on the phone....

    Maybe Dave and Wolfie would lay down a cover of "he ain't heavy, he's my brother" with a tipsy EVH at the mixboard.....

    Would there be fisticuffs?

    Would there be burying of hatchets?

    Discuss.....
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    • WOAHYEAH
      Head Fluffer
      • Jan 2004
      • 485
      #2
      Start off good, then end up bad.
      Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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        • academic punk
          Full Member Status

          • Dec 2004
          • 4437
          #3
          I dunno. doesn't Ed - in his inebriated state - "see" Dave most every day as it is? Three times? SIMULTANEOUSLY?

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10715
              #4
              he'd try to smash the guitar on dave's head screaming "I'm jealous of you motherfucker !!! me no like happy man !!!"
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              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                • lms2
                  #5
                  I would hope that if Dave and Ed got to together, Ed would sober up, not get drunk... then something good could come of it. :D

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                    • Big Chief
                      Roth Army Recruit
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 3
                      #6
                      Dave parties to have a good time, not as a way of life.
                      Sad to say, but it's so obvious that Ed is a hopeless alcoholic. When life throws Ed a curve, he throws his arm in the fridge for another brew. I also think that with Ed's non-stop drinking being the reason Dave said "later" the first time, that he wouldn't forgive and forget now that Ed's probably more of a drunk now(if that's possible), then he was then.
                      Where have all the good times gone?

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                        • rockvanhalen66
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 631
                          #7
                          Re: If Dave got drunk with Ed tomorrow....

                          Originally posted by rustoffa
                          Since Ed seems to favor opening the bottle and throwing the cap away lately, I was wondering:

                          What would happen if Dave got drunk with Ed tomorrow?

                          You know, if Dave just dropped by and decided, "WTF...when in Rome..." and started drinking.

                          Would it help?
                          Would it hurt?

                          Talk about a powder keg of possibilities!

                          Maybe it would facilitate rehashing the good times...

                          Maybe it would breed unbridled contempt and 911 couldn't be reached 'cause there's no "11" on the phone....

                          Maybe Dave and Wolfie would lay down a cover of "he ain't heavy, he's my brother" with a tipsy EVH at the mixboard.....

                          Would there be fisticuffs?

                          Would there be burying of hatchets?

                          Discuss.....
                          if dave got drunk with ed they take a nice piss and big ole shit on the floor and tell you to clean it up... now go get the fucking mop crustoffa.....
                          long live van halen

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                            • diamondsgirl
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 7563
                              #8
                              I don't know...I'm thinking that pouring booze on top of anger and resentment may not be a good idea :D
                              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                • rustoffa
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 8963
                                  #9
                                  Re: Re: If Dave got drunk with Ed tomorrow....

                                  Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
                                  if dave got drunk with ed they take a nice piss and big ole shit on the floor and tell you to clean it up... now go get the fucking mop crustoffa.....
                                  Hahaha!

                                  Damn dude, where the fuck ya been?

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                                    • Joe Mannix
                                      Groupie
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 86
                                      #10
                                      1st Id make Eddie blow daves dog, then they could commence.
                                      after that piece of shit 3 songs they made with samantha
                                      that would make up for it. Id show it to all on the Mannix-cam.:D

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                                        • Panamark
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 17161
                                          #11
                                          I like the idea. Just to establish friendship once again.
                                          Not even to discuss Van Halen. Just to kick back.
                                          If thats possible ??

                                          Sounds like a good thing to me.
                                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                            • manwiththedogs
                                              Head Fluffer
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 381
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                              I don't know...I'm thinking that pouring booze on top of anger and resentment may not be a good idea :D
                                              Exactly. Never a good idea.

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                                                • aesop
                                                  Commando
                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 1402
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Panamark
                                                  I like the idea. Just to establish friendship once again.
                                                  Not even to discuss Van Halen. Just to kick back.
                                                  If thats possible ??

                                                  Sounds like a good thing to me.
                                                  Good point...Even if no new music EVER came out of it, it would be good to bury the proverbial hatchett...

                                                  ...But if it hasn't happened by now, maybe it can when Ed's liver is shot and he's laying in a hospital bed all jaundiced and shit with tubes in every orifice and him laying there with a dozen empty Scope bottles strewn under the bed...
                                                  Yo Yo Yo

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                                                    • redblkwht
                                                      Full Member Status

                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 4617
                                                      #14
                                                      IMO all they need is them two..the others are replaceable.
                                                      magic is always in their music, thats what Ed's missing.
                                                      It was more evident in concert stats & the new 3 tunes,
                                                      from what i heard on the radio..yuk.

                                                      EUAS

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                                                        • Don Corleone
                                                          Veteran
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 2084
                                                          #15
                                                          Wouldn't Ed already be drunk?
                                                          Roth Army Militia

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