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posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat. -
Sam's out? Of what? There's no fucking BAND!!! It's like saying Billy Sheehan's out of Mr. Big, or Phil Anselmo's out of Pantera.Comment
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Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
It doesnt matter anymore. EVH is done, his drunken brother is too, and "the drink fetcher" has his head 50 ft. up Hagars big ass. All I want for Christmas is a new Dave album, and tour with a DIFFERENT setlist. Oh, and my wife bringing a couple big titted blondes into bed with us couldnt hurt. :D
I like the way this ^ mother fucker thinks!
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Great story!Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I have posted this before. But, I actually met some pure hagar fans in Albany this year. By pure, I mean, that these kids were at the show because they like Sammy, on his own, with no VH connection! After I recovered from the prior revelation, these kids asked about my " It aint VH....t shirt. With the following: yeah, for VH Dave is the shit, we like sammy more solo than with VH. After, getting off the floor, I processed this statement...ok, Dave is better than sammy when it comes to VH? This is easy...His own pure fans like Dave era VH, better than his brand? Cool, I ordered them all Jack and Cokes...told em where to buy the shirt, and realised that there are really no true fans of Sammy style VH,they like Dave era more....they really like Sammy better solo. Who-da-thunk-it?
That said, I think there's nothing on Earth worse than Sammy Hagar solo music. I CAN'T DRIVE 55 is one of the most embarressing and horrible songs ever. That MARCHING TO MARS song makes me want to kill someone.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Thanks! Fortunatley, I have never heard this song M to M, Sadly, I cannot say the same for I cant Drive 55....I did see Back to the Future part 2! LOL!Originally posted by Rikk
Great story!
That said, I think there's nothing on Earth worse than Sammy Hagar solo music. I CAN'T DRIVE 55 is one of the most embarressing and horrible songs ever. That MARCHING TO MARS song makes me want to kill someone.
you go Biff!Comment
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YEAH!Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed. I get the same frustration when someone (and this almost never happens) tries to tell me that Ronnie James Dio was the singer for BLACK SABBATH!!
everyone knows ian gillan was the one!!!
hahahahaha...Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker fliesComment
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LOL!!!:DOriginally posted by Golden AWe
YEAH!
everyone knows ian gillan was the one!!!
hahahahaha...
Look at this cover...
I mean, I love DEEP PURPLE. But this was not a match made in heaven!!
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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No no no, this is all a big misunderstanding. I heard Sam is out of the hospital. The crazy MF'r actually went 6 hours without a bacon double cheeseburger and into serious withdrawal. Two days of mayonaise IV's and snicker bar enemas had him up and about. One of his treating physicians said he probably should have stayed an extra day or two, but Sammy likes to sing in the shower and his god awful screeching vocals were screwing up the heart monitors. Everyone was complaining throughout the place, except reportedly in the psych ward, where the patients rated him 8 out of a possible 10 crayons. Sammy is recovering at an undisclosed Krispy Kreme and is expected to make a full recovery.Comment
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LMAO....the 8 out of 10 crayon thing got me!Originally posted by Jamocha Joe
No no no, this is all a big misunderstanding. I heard Sam is out of the hospital. The crazy MF'r actually went 6 hours without a bacon double cheeseburger and into serious withdrawal. Two days of mayonaise IV's and snicker bar enemas had him up and about. One of his treating physicians said he probably should have stayed an extra day or two, but Sammy likes to sing in the shower and his god awful screeching vocals were screwing up the heart monitors. Everyone was complaining throughout the place, except reportedly in the psych ward, where the patients rated him 8 out of a possible 10 crayons. Sammy is recovering at an undisclosed Krispy Kreme and is expected to make a full recovery.Comment
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Yeah now the only problem he has is Ronald McDonald suing him for patent infringement!Yo Yo YoComment
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I'm afraid you didn't get what I posted earlier (sorry for the non-professional imposition). Today is a muslim festival, Aid-el-Kebir. For the circumstance, they kill SHEEP in their own traditional way, that is by cutting the SHEEP'S THROATS to provide the big feasts with MUTTON.
So Dave says he knows what has become of Spam!
I thought it could be some good joke. Would you mind if I tried once more? Thank you, I knew you wouldn't, pals!
Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 01-20-2005, 03:41 PM.posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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Meanwhile, I know it's even worse to tell a flop story twice. I just can never help it!posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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Now thats comedy, ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for the one and only Jamocha Joe!Originally posted by Jamocha Joe
No no no, this is all a big misunderstanding. I heard Sam is out of the hospital. The crazy MF'r actually went 6 hours without a bacon double cheeseburger and into serious withdrawal. Two days of mayonaise IV's and snicker bar enemas had him up and about. One of his treating physicians said he probably should have stayed an extra day or two, but Sammy likes to sing in the shower and his god awful screeching vocals were screwing up the heart monitors. Everyone was complaining throughout the place, except reportedly in the psych ward, where the patients rated him 8 out of a possible 10 crayons. Sammy is recovering at an undisclosed Krispy Kreme and is expected to make a full recovery.<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7_U-zj2gfE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7_U-zj2gfE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Comment
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This is all I need as to reliable source. Case closed.Comment
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Thank you sir.....Originally posted by Bubba
I like the way this ^ mother fucker thinks!
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