IF EVH Decided not to go with Dave, would your prefer a 4th singer or Sammy Hagar

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  • Dickface McSlapnuts

    IF EVH Decided not to go with Dave, would your prefer a 4th singer or Sammy Hagar

    Ok here is the scenario.

    EVH, with his small testacles decides to fuck the fans AGAIN!
    He decides to not give the fans what they really want., which is a Van Halen Reunion.
    When I say Van Halen I mean David Lee roth.

    Would you rather they go with a 4th singer. Maybe someone who isn't such a fucking retard this time. Maybe someone who isn't gay or someone who isn't fat and Dresses like Ronald McDoanld?

    Or would you rather go with Hagar, because they did have some mild sucess with him before.

    Either way the fans get fucked.. but I want to hear what everyone else thinks
  • Dickface McSlapnuts

    #2
    I would rather a 4th singer.
    I could go the rest of my life without ever fucking seeing Hagar again.

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    • ian_doherty

      #3
      eddie plans on singing himself - he said so in his interview..

      maybe wolfie will be the new singer.

      there is no such thing as van halen without david lee roth,

      just hollow fluff .

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      • Dave IS VH

        #4
        We all know Eddie isn't going to call Dave to reunite the real VH, because he is a Asshole.

        A 4th head singer of VH would be a hell of a lot better, than Spammy drinking Cabo, eating cheese, and seeing his fat ass jump on stage.

        Only way I would go see VH, if it's with Dave.

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        • Dave IS VH

          #5
          Originally posted by ian_doherty
          eddie plans on singing himself - he said so in his interview..

          maybe wolfie will be the new singer.

          there is no such thing as van halen without david lee roth,

          just hollow fluff .

          Eddie Can't sing!!!!!!!

          :D

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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 13001

            #6
            If Dave isn't involved I could really give a rat's ass about Van Halen. However, I hate giving the Chedd Chunker anymore media attention. His fucking "fifteen minutes" have gone on far too long. He's no legend, I think that it is due time for him to be the next McDonald spokesperson. At least he wouldn't have an inferiority complex doing that like he has with Dave.

            Hell, it would be a natural progression. The clothes, the fatty food, cheese, and he might even be able to keep up with MD's campaigns?

            "I'm Lovin' it"

            That's right up Chunker's alley, don't you think?

            Fuck all of this anyway, a "reunion" with the replacement singer? WTF?

            Old bands aren't much of a draw nowadays anyway. Well, fuck it. I'm just extatic to see the lukewarm reaction to Van Gaygar. Aren't you or are the general public stupid and ignorant enough to buy it?

            What are your thought's Hobson?
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • ThrillsNSpills
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6627

              #7
              4th singer over Hagar

              as long as the songs are ballsy and not sappy

              after hearing how great Me Wise Magic is any other option other than Dave is painful.

              You never know what the chemistry would be with another singer but what are the chances that it would be better than with Dave? not high imo

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              • thebuldawg
                Roadie
                • Jan 2004
                • 111

                #8
                Originally posted by ian_doherty
                there is no such thing as van halen without david lee roth,
                What he said.
                "Whatever happens... happens."
                -Spike Spiegel-

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                • John Ashcroft
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2127

                  #9
                  4th singer, but not some fucking douche-bag like the dude from Mr. Big, or David Coverdale. Remember, they were at their best with Dave, and Dave's not a squealer. He's actually got some soul.

                  So if it were to come without Dave, and only if it were to come without Dave (let's say he died or something)... I'd want a 4th singer rather than Spammy. But not some hairspray era has-been.

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                  • DlocRoth
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 5521

                    #10
                    Originally posted by thebuldawg
                    What he said.
                    what he said that he said.
                    Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                    • DlocRoth
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 5521

                      #11
                      aww sweet. i graduated to cocktard. thanks fellas!
                      Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                      • DaveTheSoulOfVH
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 261

                        #12
                        I would rather a 4th singer!
                        Even if Sammy Hagar is a great human being ( I think so really)...but I don't like Van Hagar poprock...listen to Diamond Dave on Japan tour 2004, he 's still the man!

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                        • Lou

                          #13
                          4th singer just to absolutely cement it as the biggest joke of rock history. With Hagar back, it'll actually have a tinge of legitimacy in a lot of people's minds (not mine though).

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                          • BrownSound1
                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 3025

                            #14
                            I'd rather see EVH do an instrumental solo record than to see him ruin the name of the band Van Halen any further with a 4th singer or Hagar.

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                            • JenniferM
                              Roadie
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 138

                              #15
                              If Dave's not involved, then who gives a shit???????

                              JenniferM
                              "Why behave in public if you're livin' on a playground?"

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