DLR Army...Slackers!

[bueno bob]

Uh, if I remember correctly, it was something like "Protesters of Rock Band Deter Traffic", or something to that effect...this must have been '91ish, I think it was the F.U.C.K. tour... I was smoking massive amounts of marijuana at the time, so my memory is kinda shoddy...

I never actually got a to see a copy of the paper, but had people tell me about it...it was pretty short, something along the lines of "Two protesters of classic rock and roll band Van Halen created a traffic disturbance on the night of their show; authorities were called, but the two men fled the scene, investigation is continuing" or something to that effect, I don't honestly know for certain. Just a minor sidebar; I think my buddy's still got a copy, but I really don't know for certain, and I haven't talked to him for years now...

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by MikeVanHln
We all left after Dave's set.

no shit. i made it back home in two hours flat.

as i'm walking out after Dave's set, some guy says "where you going, the show's not over?" all i said was "yeah, it is.' :D

[Panamark]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Uh, if I remember correctly, it was something like "Protesters of Rock Band Deter Traffic", or something to that effect...this must have been '91ish, I think it was the F.U.C.K. tour... I was smoking massive amounts of marijuana at the time, so my memory is kinda shoddy...

I never actually got a to see a copy of the paper, but had people tell me about it...it was pretty short, something along the lines of "Two protesters of classic rock and roll band Van Halen created a traffic disturbance on the night of their show; authorities were called, but the two men fled the scene, investigation is continuing" or something to that effect, I don't honestly know for certain. Just a minor sidebar; I think my buddy's still got a copy, but I really don't know for certain, and I haven't talked to him for years now...

Man, you should get it, and frame it !

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by VHnyc
Where was your 'lame ass' i was the one throwing the dead vegetables. Do you even know what rock music is, or were you just checking DLR out cause you're mom saw them back in the day?

You should have taken the rotten cabbage...I take that back! I like your responses to douchebag17.

But I don't praise Dave by antisocial behavior, except of course for the occasional SHEEP mutilation.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Panamark, you lazy bastard! I posted that story like 6 months ago or something! But basically you got the greatest hits version, and yes, we escaped jail...made the local news, though :D

Bob, why is it that I can only give you five-stars once?!:D

[ZahZoo]

Can't believe you knotheads are buying this bullshit... the guy just registered and claims to have thrown produce at Spammy two years ago and asking where his Army backups were... Right... Where the fuck was this idiot 2 years ago?

If this had happened anywhere other than this fuck's imagination we would have heard about it, given all the coverage of that tour. Sorry not buying this carp...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Can't believe you knotheads are buying this bullshit... the guy just registered and claims to have thrown produce at Spammy two years ago and asking where his Army backups were... Right... Where the fuck was this idiot 2 years ago?

If this had happened anywhere other than this fuck's imagination we would have heard about it, given all the coverage of that tour. Sorry not buying this carp...

Nailed it. Great "story"

[Matt White]

ZZ swings and puts one out of the park! FUCK VHnyc!
"Army Pussies"?!? Go eat some fuck 'ya bone-smuggler!

[MAX]

Pardon my imput but I'd think Hagar and his camp would encourage people throwing food on the stage during his set? Spammy could get a free "snack" during his set. The man looks like he both eats and lives out of a circus dumpster anways.

[rustoffa]

Rotten produce eh?

You shoulda mixed it with water and some stale bread in a popcorn bucket.

This is a very typical hog-farming type recipe.

Anyway, you could'a sloshed that shit onstage, yelled "SUE-EYYYYYYYY" , and revel'd in complete deconstruction of the stage presence as sambo roots on all fours!

[classicdude]

Originally posted by MikeVanHln
What were we supposed to do dude? We all left after Dave's set.

Exactly. Sammy set = beer/shitter run. Dave set = Rock 'n Fuck'n Roll Baby!!! :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
"SUE-EYYYYYYYY"

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

Swillin' it up in his Cabo trough.

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Can't believe you knotheads are buying this bullshit... the guy just registered and claims to have thrown produce at Spammy two years ago and asking where his Army backups were... Right... Where the fuck was this idiot 2 years ago?

If this had happened anywhere other than this fuck's imagination we would have heard about it, given all the coverage of that tour. Sorry not buying this carp...

LMFAO!

[mewisemagic]

if it were me...12 cans of spam on a fast pitch from the chest up!!and im willing to bet 9 of 12 wouldve connected knocking that lame bastard"out till breakfast"!!!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Bob, why is it that I can only give you five-stars once?!:D

LOL!

We are Baaaaaad Aaaaaasssssssss!!!!!

:D