What if a bulldozer went through Ed's house?

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  • BrownSound1
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Mar 2003
    • 3025

    #16
    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    What about Sammy?

    Cheers! :bottle:
    In all honesty? No. I don't like his singing or his songs, but I don't wish anything bad to happen to him. I, unlike a lot of others, don't totally fault Sammy for the state they ended up in. The guy was offered a job that he would have been stupid to refuse...I have no problem with that. Hell, I don't even have a problem with Ed and Al wanting to go on after Dave left. They shouldn't have called it Van Halen, but that point has been made.

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    • WOAHYEAH
      Head Fluffer
      • Jan 2004
      • 485

      #17
      that is one huge motherfucking bulldozer.
      Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        #18
        Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
        that is one huge motherfucking bulldozer.
        It's not small.
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49567

          #19
          Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
          that is one huge motherfucking bulldozer.
          Israeli Army armored bulldozer I think.

          What would really be funny is if Ed finally went over the edge and drove the fucking thing himself, through the house and into the pool!

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          • DavidLeeNatra
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10715

            #20
            I'd hope that alex was there heard somebody knocking and was going to open the door... :D

            naaaaah...nobody gets hurt...but sam could scream from fear and lose his voice over it...that would be fair enough
            Roth Army Icon
            First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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            • GAR
              Banned
              • Jan 2004
              • 10881

              #21
              Originally posted by Warham
              As long as it doesn't destroy all those concert recordings that Ed will never release.
              If that means "garage-concert" recordings, I'm down, brown and fulla Diesel for that track, my Mac!

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              • rustoffa
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8963

                #22
                For the record:

                Nobody said anything about anyone getting bulldozed.

                Fifty One Shitty is in the basement, Jessie James Dupree said so.

                It was more of a "shit, I think that house is in danger of being mudslid...we better run a bulldozer through it while that drunk dude is gone with his fat kid in the golf cart" type thing.

                Like Firefighters gone wild or haywire or some shit.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32942

                  #23
                  When a person who is as gifted as Ed and who had all his dreams come true pisses it all away, nobody respects the situation he landed himself in. That's why we make fun of Ed. He fucked up. Boy did he ever fuck up!

                  But you know if the dude just came clean and said,"I fucked up! I need help! I'm getting Roth back in the band but I need the support of the fans and I'm going to do my best to play my best for you guys." Shit we would forgive and would be there to help Ed come back from the pit Sammy Hagar dug for him.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Bill Lumbergh
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5472

                    #24
                    I'd fall down laughing. Ed would run out yelling, " I spilled my fuckin' 40! Godamn motherfucking godamn mexicans! I told my gardener Raul to clean my porch up.........or was that Mike?! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

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