Why does Dave not acknowledge his famous relative?

[secrets]

I wonder how many of you actually knew that David Lee Roth is related to Philip Roth the famous novelist?

I read a magazine article quite recently and Philip Roth, the writer of classics like 'Portnoy's Complaint' and 'American Pastoral', mentioned Dave being a relation.

I thought fuck, how come Dave never mentioned that in his book?

Philip Roth is probably THE most important writer of contemporary American literature.

Dave has been keeping this a big secret all these years.

I have no idea what the deal is, maybe a family feud or something.

Does anybody here know anything about this???

[Panamark]

I reckon thats cool. Poetry obviously runs in the family.

Perhaps Phil didnt want the comparison, perhaps he wanted
to be known on his own merits....

[Panamark]

I know I know.. He mentions Dave now, but earlier ??

[VHdamaco]

what about his famous *daughter*?

lol

no acknowledgement there..., must run in the family

[Panamark]

Dave has a daughter ?

[Panamark]

I bet she posts here (If she exists)

[steve]

Sounds like the makings of a sitcom: Roth & Roth.

After a joint venture into a new Jewish Restaurant in Saudi Arabia goes bust, the cousins find themselves on skid row.

The the austere writer and the rambunctious "non stop talker" move into David's studio condo together (out of necessity)...and hi-jinx ensue

Episode 1:
Dave: (walks in door at 2:30 AM. He is obviously drunk... this time, he has two young ladies with him - waitresses from the local cantina). Double Your pleasure, double your fun. Hey cous, wakeup! i brought home leftovers. (speaks in movie announcer voice)And this time, it's personal (laughes heartily to self).

Phillip: Please be quiet! I need sleep. I have an important appearance on The Today Show....ironically, tomorrow...well, actually today; at any rate, I really need to sleep. I can't mess this up - if I can push this new novel enough, I might be able to make up enough of my debt from that ungodly restaurant you talked me into and get out of this rat-infested fire hazzard of hell you call home!

Dave: Don't sweat it compadre, mi casa es un casa de nosotros...y las mamas sitas, y el caballo (laughes to self loudly). Take Heather here...no, please, take her. She''s high on a viagra and tonic and she needs a little Hebrew National FRANK! WEll, you're name's Phil, but you'll have to do (laughes to self).

Phillip: (screams in head in frustration: Ahhhh!!!) Get out. GET OUT!!

[steve]

I envision the mantage at the beginning something like the one on "Perfect Strangers"...

(type font at bottom of screen "DAVID LEE ROTH": in big, oversized neon)
We show David in Los Angeles and show a bunch of scenes from the "No Holds BarbBQ"video with the music to "Goin' Crazy" playing...after about 5 seconds of this, a word bubblle appears over his head for no particular reason, "Let's go to New York City!"

(old school type font at bottom of screen: "Phillip Roth") in old This cuts immediately to classical music playing and Phillip Roth sitting frustrated at an old type writer in his central park high rise. "I need to take a walk" (the word bubble says over his head).

Cut to next scene the violins and Goin' Crazy meld together as DLR and PR bump into each other on a NYC sidewalk. They point at each other and word bubbles appear over their heads, PR: "Cousin?" DLR: "COUSIN!"
then, a question mark appears...the resolution by Dave:
"JEWISH RESTAURANT!" (and PR: Jewish Restaurant?") they both exclaim "together".

We pan to a map of the globe and see a cartoon prop plane (with a Hebrew scarf on it) fly from NYC to Saudi Arabia.

Next, we show a postcard type picture of DLR and PR (DLR standing proudly, PR standing like he doesn't know what's going on) in front of their resturant in Mecca...which is shaped like a giant Star of David...with several angry looking Ali Babba type characters w/ Caraffs in the background.

Scene 6: Postcard #2: This one showing the restaurant with a "BANKRUPT" red stamp ontop of it and the brothers distraught and their pockets hanging out of their pants (Dave doing his mock "Home Alone" pose and Phillip Roth looking irritated at Dave.

then the closing credits of the opening.

[steve]

co-starring:
-Jalil White as their neighbor, "Jalil White". His character is annoyed at people calling him "Erykle". Inspired by Dave, he begins training the Martial Arts (at a gym that just says "The Martial Arts") and after 2 weeks, enters the local "Toughman" competition. He is not doing well until someone calls him Erykle...which envokes a nocturnal-like rage within him that guides him to victory.

-Bronsin Pinchot as Balky Bartokumus. Meapos is having a civil war and Balky is mistakenly funneling money to the ruthless dictator w/ his money from "Perfect Strangers". However, we don't find this out until season 2 when the Ruthless dictator has won the war and comes to New York to thank Balky ("Without your support, I nothing. I only kill, like, 300 people. With you, I slaughter entire ethnicity! Thankyou, Balky."

-Adam Sandler as "Angry Alternate universe Adam Sandler that works at Starbucks". He is always trying out new songs for Dave, to which Dave says "naaa"...including the "H" song. In the last episode of Season 1 his frustration boils over as he attempts to fly a plane ito the Manhatten coffee shop that he hates. His plan is foiled when Dave jams the radio signal of the model airplane loaded with fire-crackers with his giant shoulder-mounted boom box and karate kicks the airplane down just before it knocks over someone's coffee. Season 2 sees Sandler in a correctional facility where he joins a group of white supremicists to protect his virgin asshole from the other gangs. He curses the roths and vows revenge.

[Three Lock Rock]

its probably a case of philip roth not acknowledging david. if i was related to david, id keep it a secret too before i lost all my credability.



three lock rock

david who?

[secrets]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
its probably a case of philip roth not acknowledging david. if i was related to david, id keep it a secret too before i lost all my credability.



three lock rock

david who?

Maybe you should check the date when I posted this. April 1st. Does that date mean anything to you?

Don't talk about loss of credibility around around here again.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
its probably a case of philip roth not acknowledging david. if i was related to david, id keep it a secret too before i lost all my credability.



three lock rock

david who?

Back to the pen FUCKFACE !!!

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by secrets
Maybe you should check the date when I posted this. April 1st. Does that date mean anything to you?

Don't talk about loss of credibility around around here again.

well, then, youd better slam that same horseshit on everyone else who bought into it too - among them, your fellow rothtards.

fuck, youre all stupid, arent you?


three lock rock

david who?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Back to the pen FUCKFACE !!!

i dont see any 'sheep pen' title under your picture so id assume youre not one of them. i wonder how kindly the sheep pen people would take to your chanting of their phrase?

guess it doesnt matter at the end of the day because both YOU and the sheep pen admins are idiots anyway.

have a bad day!


three lock rock

david who?

[tomballin]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
what about his famous *daughter*?

lol - no acknowledgement there..., must run in the family

Originally posted by Panamark
Dave has a daughter ?

Who, Avy, woaaaa

I guess all you bros, saw the cheap porn video clip of lard ass Ron Jeremy in a sailor hat screwing DLR’s supposed daughter Avy Lee Roth(*), in a hotel room. If not, *Here * is a short video clip (Windows Media Player/wmv format). Damn funny.

The name of the porn video is, Ron Jeremy is Barnacle Bill the Sailor,,,,,,,,priceless. You can’t make this shite up!

Here's some pics of Avy.



(*) AVY LEE ROTH, alleged porn star daughter of legendary rocker DAVID LEE ROTH (who conceived Avy with her Spanish groupie mom in a motel, if you buy the story.

Avy claims DLR banged her mother in 1979 in Madrid during the group's second album tour. "He met my mom. They fucked, and here I am, 24 years later," she says matter of factly, in an interview. She also said she has never met her alleged biological father, and DLR has never said a word on this subject publically.

I read somewhere, in one of her porn videos Avy sang, VH’s "Girl, You Really Got Me" totally buck naked, before the big “money shot” scene. Bitch is a Rick James Super Freak kinda of women – very wild and crazy!