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I'm sorry we haven't been properly imtroduced. My name is Bond James Bond. Wassssssup Mikey keep rocking as only you can. Edward if ya listening you are the one Guitar God. Alex KISS MY VAN HALEN LOVING ASS. Don't ya know the only time you should hear from a drummer is when he is playing LMAO. Here is a great pic of Alex or is it Sammy HMMMMMMM
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Have ya ever noticed how much Sammy looks like Bette Midler in drag
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Oh shut the fuck up, Thorman. Do me a favor: Go fuck yourself up the ass with a dipped-in-habanero-sauce carrot, videotape it all, and send it to ol' Spambo. Ya fuckmonkey.Last edited by fret_buzz_blues; 05-12-2005, 02:13 AM.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by bueno bob
It's true, everybody from Van Halen past and present posts here. They cunt resist us.Comment
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BAMhttp://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wavComment
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