IS Classic VH actually VALUABLE TO YOU? What would you do to actually MAKE this?

[Big Fat Sammy]

You know what his posts remind me of?

Those Mad magazine fold-ins on the back page...he sounds like those before you fold the page.

[vanzilla]

I think we just found our SHEEP OF THE WEEK.

This fucking guy makes Thorman look like Einstein.

Keep running your cock holster pal. We've got a special place reserved just for you.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
You know what his posts remind me of?

Those Mad magazine fold-ins on the back page...he sounds like those before you fold the page.

What's up Sammy?

How are the 4mints?

Still working on the video. Hope to have it done by Friday.

Dude, I want to check out your tunes - I'm guessing you're a blues act.

-oh I'm sorry - Am I fucking up this tread.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by vanzilla
What's up Sammy?

How are the 4mints?

Still working on the video. Hope to have it done by Friday.

Dude, I want to check out your tunes - I'm guessing you're a blues act.

-oh I'm sorry - Am I fucking up this tread.

This thread was fucked from the first post! lol

Mints are doing fine... have 3 nights back to back starting Friday.

They do mostly covers...its a vocal group, they had a couple of minor hits in the early 70's like "Row My Boat" ...they are old school soul. Older cats in their mid-sixties. It's probably the craziest gig I've ever had, no rehearsals, and they pack em in everywhere.

Good luck on finishing the vid!

[bobgnote]

MAD TV, Steve-O, and little old YOU.

The Mike MacDonald kid with Mo the Mom and the brother on there before Spears as a poof or as a brown delivery guy are like the Steve-O thing, Jack-o bait. Michael Jackson is the target of satire, even from his Beat It producer's show, AND he is the reason you don't get any music, Road Rules, Unplugged, all get on for lack of rock, by your favorite fake rockers, who are holding out on all of us.

MTV was EMPTY, as soon as it was on, since it relied on lots of DUPE, and its super duper, organist Eddie Van Halen, was putting up JUMP instead of guitar flash, yet he was still getting Git of the Year from flacks and his ridiculous fans.

The Steve-O thing just shows, get a Wee Man your own damn age, even if you can't get it on with someone your own size. Jacko can't do any more Number 1 hits even if he gets Matt-TV staff to blow him and call him Mr. Jackson. When you are smart, figure out some MAD TV.

Sorry Janet, any other tit-flash venue athletes looking to get us all in gayashell trouble, and planet punk-rock. I AM FOR REAL. When do you get that so we can play together, sometime in the next generation? Don't try to make rock hits without me, just to stroke the fakers hanging on to the corporate promotion advantage, without seeing to compositions. You fans who think you're hot for not playing yet pretending you know something or someone, get some Green Day.

Do some vids. The Blinkies first hit had a reverse neg of my dad's dental x-rays. Their current is a snake-squeeze joke, suggesting Jeff Corwin, the Animal Planet guy. Get happening, suckers, or be fast. Turn around, and your faves will have turned on you. Fast as can be, PC 182. You NY dipschtanks can read that as any overt act toward actualizing an unlawful object, in your codes. I know some law, FRIENDS. I can make it into art or whatever, gear or no gear.

But first, some nice MONEY or reasonable opportunities toward this.

[vanzilla]

Re: MAD TV, Steve-O, and little old YOU.

Originally posted by bobgnote
The Mike MacDonald kid with Mo the Mom and the brother on there before Spears as a poof or as a brown delivery guy are like the Steve-O thing, Jack-o bait. Michael Jackson is the target of satire, even from his Beat It producer's show, AND he is the reason you don't get any music, Road Rules, Unplugged, all get on for lack of rock, by your favorite fake rockers, who are holding out on all of us.

MTV was EMPTY, as soon as it was on, since it relied on lots of DUPE, and its super duper, organist Eddie Van Halen, was putting up JUMP instead of guitar flash, yet he was still getting Git of the Year from flacks and his ridiculous fans.

The Steve-O thing just shows, get a Wee Man your own damn age, even if you can't get it on with someone your own size. Jacko can't do any more Number 1 hits even if he gets Matt-TV staff to blow him and call him Mr. Jackson. When

Sorry Janet and planet punk-rock. I AM FOR REAL. When do you get that so we can play together, sometime in the next generation? Don't try to make rock hits without me, just to stroke the fakers hanging on to the corporate promotion advantage, without seeing to compositions.

You are a rambling fuck with delusions of grandeur that will fucking regret ever logging on here. Keep it up fucker. You will have carpal tunnel trying to outrun the PEN.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by vanzilla
You are a rambling fuck with delusions of grandeur that will fucking regret ever logging on here. Keep it up fucker. You will have carpal tunnel trying to outrun the PEN.

I rarely am, but this time I'll be there fighting. BobgnoMe will regret the day when he logged in here, anyway.

[bobgnote]

Non-producers get wooly-bully

Vanilla. What do you think YOU can produce?

Van Winkle has a story re my playing. Van Halen has a story re my playing. BOTH are waiting in line to play games on TV, rather than get back on top with real music. YOU are a dish of dipshit, flavored.

Suck it nicer, stranger.

Meanwhile, I don't have anything to lose, in the time it will take corporate gits to splash down the concert scene, having taken it down by degrees from widespread stadium shows in the 1970s, to the occasional arena and stadium gigs, and bad or non-existent club scenes, everywhere. You stupid white trash are what I expected, and one of 'em says I will regret something! I won't be here forever, ass.
I haven't got the time. But right before summer concerts, now hear this. Your coprorate geeks are fake, and you blog-fools are tools.

Let me tell you, I never should have played good axe, and let it end up corporate, where the street and suburban trash wind down their advantages, already squandered by trying to extend Jim Crow to everyone, so we're all like wetbacks trying to swim in a rising, stank tide of Uncle Scam's devise. You VH troller-trash can't play, and you cannot have anymore CVH, and your lineup cards are gayaschristmas.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Re: MAD TV, Steve-O, and little old YOU.

Originally posted by bobgnote

MTV was EMPTY, as soon as it was on, since it relied on lots of DUPE, and its super duper, organist Eddie Van Halen, was putting up JUMP instead of guitar flash, yet he was still getting Git of the Year from flacks and his ridiculous fans.

I agree with the MTV bit...BUT why should EVH NOT git Git Of The Year, because he played ORGAN on an MTV song? Come on now!

[bueno bob]

I can't even read beyond 2 sentences of anything this idiot says. His grammar skills are beyond fucked...I'm sure he thinks he's intelligent and thought-provocative, but I'm about ready to start posting porn after everything he writes...which, of course, wouldn't be a necessarily bad thing...

[bobgnote]

Fat, now hear THIS:

Are you a guitar player, Sam? Into ORGANS? Is it rock or church, here, that we all want? You are NOT a guitar player, are you. OR a drummer. IF you have a GOOD or a GREAT guitarist, and a good or great drummer, what do you need a damn organ for? It is percussion that does a melody transition game, that does not fit unless the guitarist is WEAK. You are a fan of weak guitarists, trying to talk strong. You don't make good production sense, do you.

Don't step on the grass if you don't know how to roll that lawn right. Save your damn Guano, Bob from wherever. YOU aren't a player, either. Your fanny traffic leads straight to hell in less than several years. The concert scene will take hard hits by competing in a declining revenue scenario, with rising prices. See you at the ballgame, you disrespectful punks with NO ROCK TO PLAY, but you spend years, geeking about it. So you found a player at your fanny site. And you think YOU want to go spend more than $20 at a concert.

My goodness, aren't you GUYS here a pack of gay-know-nothings! As soon as Faster posts, she gets hissed at by the poof mod. YOu don't think I'd actually spend the rest of my life at the gay diamond mines, eh! I'd move to Canada, first, get back into hockey.

[bueno bob]

Re: Fat, now hear THIS:

Originally posted by bobgnote
Are you a guitar player, Sam? Into ORGANS? Is it rock or church, here, that we all want? You are NOT a guitar player, are you. OR a drummer. IF you have a GOOD or a GREAT guitarist, and a good or great drummer, what do you need a damn organ for? It is percussion that does a melody transition game, that does not fit unless the guitarist is WEAK. You are a fan of weak guitarists, trying to talk strong. You don't make good production sense, do you.

Don't step on the grass if you don't know how to roll that lawn right.

What?

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by bobgnote
Vanilla. What do you think YOU can produce?

Van Winkle has a story re my playing. Van Halen has a story re my playing. BOTH are waiting in line to play games on TV, rather than get back on top with real music. YOU are a dish of dipshit, flavored.

Suck it nicer, stranger.

Meanwhile, I don't have anything to lose, in the time it will take corporate gits to splash down the concert scene, having taken it down by degrees from widespread stadium shows in the 1970s, to the occasional arena and stadium gigs, and bad or non-existent club scenes, everywhere. You stupid white trash are what I expected, and one of 'em says I will regret something! I won't be here forever, ass.
I haven't got the time. But right before summer concerts, now hear this. Your coprorate geeks are fake, and you blog-fools are tools.

Let me tell you, I never should have played good axe, and let it end up corporate, where the street and suburban trash wind down their advantages, already squandered by trying to extend Jim Crow to everyone, so we're all like wetbacks trying to swim in a rising, stank tide of Uncle Scam's devise. You VH troller-trash can't play, and you cannot have anymore CVH, and your lineup cards are gayaschristmas.

"Ass"? You little pussy hungry for attention, do you believe you're the first one in your kind? Really?
You only break one record: that of the most abject morgue that must have soiled this board.
Your idiocy is that of the average cunt who will piss us off every now and then.

[bueno bob]

I'm amazed anybody can actually translate that bullshit...I think he's saying he's responsible for rock music since the 70s and that he wrote all of the greatest guitar riffs since then, but these days he can't get work or something...I don't know...

[bobgnote]

Anytime one of you thinks he or she is a player, PUT IT UP! Haven't seen many MALES with a reasonable, cooperative self-assertion, just a bunch of geeks into corporate toad-media. It's a miracle you have any females into this, ever, at all. If I could NOT play, if I were NOT what I say I am, I sure would not get up here, even once.

This board just shows most of you fans are twats, without the advantage of having a working pussy to employ, for us to enjoy.