IS Classic VH actually VALUABLE TO YOU? What would you do to actually MAKE this?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bobgnote
Anytime one of you thinks he or she is a player, PUT IT UP! Haven't seen many MALES with a reasonable, cooperative self-assertion, just a bunch of geeks into corporate toad-media. It's a miracle you have any females into this, ever, at all. If I could NOT play, if I were NOT what I say I am, I sure would not get up here, even once.

This board just shows most of you fans are twats, without the advantage of having a working pussy to employ, for us to enjoy.

So what you're saying is that you're a brilliant guitarist who's been responsible for 90% of all the great rock riffs of the late 70s and into the 80s, maybe into the 90s - and yet, you're unemployed currently. Oh, and you wrote all of Edwards material for him. We, not believing you, and usually unable to understand anything you type because it's so full of abstract and irrelevant rhetoric and analogies, piss you off. Do I have this right - YES OR NO? A one word answer will suffice JUST NICELY. Thank you.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by bobgnote
Anytime one of you thinks he or she is a player, PUT IT UP! Haven't seen many MALES with a reasonable, cooperative self-assertion, just a bunch of geeks into corporate toad-media. It's a miracle you have any females into this, ever, at all. If I could NOT play, if I were NOT what I say I am, I sure would not get up here, even once.

This board just shows most of you fans are twats, without the advantage of having a working pussy to employ, for us to enjoy.

OK. "One hit of crack"... This thread is partly loaded. No thanks.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Re: Fat, now hear THIS:

Originally posted by bobgnote
Are you a guitar player, Sam? Into ORGANS? Is it rock or church, here, that we all want? You are NOT a guitar player, are you. OR a drummer. IF you have a GOOD or a GREAT guitarist, and a good or great drummer, what do you need a damn organ for? It is percussion that does a melody transition game, that does not fit unless the guitarist is WEAK. You are a fan of weak guitarists, trying to talk strong. You don't make good production sense, do you.

Yes I am a guitar player.

Most organs do suck in alot of Rock, yes.

Rock evolved from the church, so organs are ALLOWED in Rock.

In the case of CVH you need an organ for a fresh approach, some new ideas....to try something different, to see what happens.

SRV had an organ...is he a week player too?

[bueno bob]

This little one isn't worth the effort. Let me get you something.

[vanzilla]

Re: Non-producers get wooly-bully

Originally posted by bobgnote
Vanilla. What do you think YOU can produce?

Van Winkle has a story re my playing. Van Halen has a story re my playing. BOTH are waiting in line to play games on TV, rather than get back on top with real music. YOU are a dish of dipshit, flavored.

Suck it nicer, stranger.

Meanwhile, I don't have anything to lose, in the time it will take corporate gits to splash down the concert scene, having taken it down by degrees from widespread stadium shows in the 1970s, to the occasional arena and stadium gigs, and bad or non-existent club scenes, everywhere. You stupid white trash are what I expected, and one of 'em says I will regret something! I won't be here forever, ass.
I haven't got the time. But right before summer concerts, now hear this. Your coprorate geeks are fake, and you blog-fools are tools.

Let me tell you, I never should have played good axe, and let it end up corporate, where the street and suburban trash wind down their advantages, already squandered by trying to extend Jim Crow to everyone, so we're all like wetbacks trying to swim in a rising, stank tide of Uncle Scam's devise. You VH troller-trash can't play, and you cannot have anymore CVH, and your lineup cards are gayaschristmas.

Yo shit stain - how about knocking the fucking ego down a couple of knotches?

If you think your shit is so important that each post reads like the Declaration of IndePENdence - you're sadly mistaken.

No one is jacking off to your ramblings but yourself.

I'll be waiting for your 25 paragraph response.

Fuckstick.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by bueno bob
This little one isn't worth the effort. Let me get you something.

I'm gonna make him work, 'cause it can't be easy coming up with the shit he's sayin' LOL

What ya got for me bob?

[Nickdfresh]

Re: IS Classic VH actually VALUABLE TO YOU? What would you do to actually MAKE this?

Originally posted by bobgnote
Problem is, when your blah blah blah blah *crickets churping* blah fuckity blah....

Thanks for the Manifesto TED. So you e-mail your bombs or what now? Oh, I see you're posting them here. Alright then, carry on!

[thome]

b-not-e

Charlie got break area privileges again,methinks.
you cheeky noty.Now grab your blanky and go sit down.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Can somebody summerise what he is saying, please?

Is he a sheep?

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Can somebody summerise what he is saying, please?

Is he a sheep?

I've asked myself that too. :D

Maybe a sheep in disguise? A sheep in wolves clothing? The unibomber?

Maybe he IS EVH, sitting at the computer all fucked up, jealous of Dave, and regretting the fact that he started playing with his organ! :D

[bobgnote]

With all the doofus traffic, HOW DOES ANYONE EVER MAKE CVH-type ROCK?

Yeah, you guys are not all moving out to California.

In FACT, you and your frigate get to sail away from me, or vice versa, soon enough, or you are getting in line to spend money on someone, maybe me, maybe not, and I'll come back when I get paid or maybe the French morons have learned to feed enough birds to learn to talk American or send Corinne or Amelie or somebody back over here with the nice mouth. Know why the French say: 'Amis,' re Americans? Because so many of you are not-very-friendly, incompetent at everything important or valuable. You are M.R.s, American Idiots, for Billy Joe Klepto to get a Grammy over, born in the USA, which should have been aborted, and the clever remark from 'friend' to STANK RETARD is a tongue-slip away, for speakers of French, to any of many American Idiots.

Actually, this site may be full of Cancer-Stick Ed's VH-trollers into ED's BIG ORGAN and its door-opening subject matter into useless rock fans' favorite issue, PENIS ENVY, which is not a good experience on its face, but the forum tacitly lets us write the way I actually speak, and the MC underlying this site's theme could make me a LOT of money by letting me blow ALL OF YOU OFF or up, whenever, if some of that involves the guitar I can play, even though I DO NOT PRACTICE MUCH, to avoid being copied by your hair idols or YOU and Gavin deGraw or some other senseless corporate kiddie exercise. The prospect of tying up what I might do for my day keeps me interested AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CONCERT SEASON, despite hardly any chicks on this site OR at concerts.

SO much money is to be made, by what for me is mere minutes not even frying something. Hey, we agree, CVH is good. I make the stuff. YOU don't, and neither does Ed VH, and this is going to his site and others, when I have time.

[rustoffa]

Re: With all the doofus traffic, HOW DOES ANYONE EVER MAKE CVH-type ROCK?

Originally posted by bobgnote
Yeah, you guys are not all moving out to California.

In FACT, you and your frigate get to sail away from me, or vice versa, soon enough, or you are getting in line to spend money on someone, maybe me, maybe not, and I'll come back when I get paid or maybe the French morons have learned to feed enough birds to learn to talk American or send Corinne or Amelie or somebody back over here with the nice mouth. Know why the French say: 'Amis,' re Americans? Because so many of you are not-very-friendly, incompetent at everything important or valuable. You are M.R.s, American Idiots, for Billy Joe Klepto to get a Grammy over, born in the USA, which should have been aborted, and the clever remark from 'friend' to STANK RETARD is a tongue-slip away, for speakers of French, to any of many American Idiots.

Actually, this site may be full of Cancer-Stick Ed's VH-trollers into ED's BIG ORGAN and its door-opening subject matter into useless rock fans' favorite issue, PENIS ENVY, which is not a good experience on its face, but the forum tacitly lets us write the way I actually speak, and the MC underlying this site's theme could make me a LOT of money by letting me blow ALL OF YOU OFF or up, whenever, if some of that involves the guitar I can play, even though I DO NOT PRACTICE MUCH, to avoid being copied by your hair idols or YOU and Gavin deGraw or some other senseless corporate kiddie exercise. The prospect of tying up what I might do for my day keeps me interested AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CONCERT SEASON, despite hardly any chicks on this site OR at concerts.

SO much money is to be made, by what for me is mere minutes not even frying something. Hey, we agree, CVH is good. I make the stuff. YOU don't, and neither does Ed VH, and this is going to his site and others, when I have time.

Don't forget the little people bro!

Us I mean, not the midgets!

[Dave's PA Rental]

bobgnote: This is the best thread this board has seen in quite some time...very wabi-sabi...I want more...

[superdave]

one of the more nonsensical threads I have seen in awhile

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Re: With all the doofus traffic, HOW DOES ANYONE EVER MAKE CVH-type ROCK?

Originally posted by bobgnote
Yeah, you guys are not all moving out to California.

Where did THAT come from?