Song List For My Wedding

[Panamark]

Promise me you wont play that farken "Love is all Around" shit.
Congrats Sarge !

I reckon "Secrets" has to be included somewhere.

[miyabi]

Sarge, congratulations!
I did not know that you were still single.
You taught your wife the charm of Dave, then she also loved Dave.
It will be very fortunate.

However, your wife is young ...
You will receive a grudge and a blessing, from the member of Army?

Oh, I forgot to say.
I recommend "Beautiful Girls".
Or, can your wife make her choose favorite music?

I hope everything will work out.

[flappo]

..just don't ferget to go down on one knee

..go down on both if she'll let ya !

[SilvioDante]

How about "Keep on Runnin'" cause your gonna wish you did!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Stick to the 30's stuff, Big Bad Bill, Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody, That's Life throw in California Girls, Pretty Woman, Secrets, Little Dreamer, So This Is Love. OK they're mostly covers but they're fun songs that no one can take offence at.

If that fails stuff Van Halen and play something by The Macc Lads. I'd suggest Beer n'Sex n'Chips n'Gravy followed by Uncle Nobby.

[ELVIS]

Dance The Night Away

Can't Get This Stuff No More

Women In Love

Experience

Drop In The Bucket

Hina

In a Simple Rhyme

Big Bad Bill

Secrets

Damn Good Times

Happy Trails



Congradulations my friend !!

[flappo]

..nah , just play side 2 of 'come again' by derek and clive

..that will get the party off with a bang

[flappo]

You Stupid Cunt *_

Coughin' Contest_

Cancer_

Non-Stop Dancer / My Mum Song_

Joan Crawford_

Norman The Carpet_

How's Your Mother_

Back Of The Cab_

Alfie Noakes_

Nurse_

In The Cubicles_

Ross McPharter_

Hello Colin_

Having A Wank_

I Saw This Bloke_

Parking Offence_

Members Only_

Valerie's Hymen *_

Mother *_

Films *_

Young Dudley Moore Performs "Jump" *_

..yes , derek's rendition of jump has to be heard to be belived alrite

[flappo]

JUMP by DEREK:

(plays piano and sings

#As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, standing at an upper-storey window
Shouting and screaming at the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid

#Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck -
There was no blanket

#Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy fuckers

#Ahhhrrrr-soles

[Harry McAsshole]

I had Drop Dead Legs played during the garter removal.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Grimsdale sings Total Shite volume 47
Lets Fist Again
Fist & Shout
Fisters in the Night
Hey Big Fister
My Old Man's A Fister
Mac The Fister
I Fist It My Way
Whole Lotta Fisting
Over The Hills And Fisting Away
Fist For Your Right To Party
Fisting Queen

[ELVIS]

Now that's funny stuff !!!!!!!!

:D:D:D

[Mr Grimsdale]

You think that's good, just wait for Volume 48.

[John Ashcroft]

Somebody get me a Doctor...

Congrats Sarge.

[Mr Grimsdale]

what's wrong?
take 2 aspirin and if you still feel dizzy come back tomorrow

oh the comedy