Song List For My Wedding

[lesfunk]

"Another one Bites the Dust"

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale

If that fails stuff Van Halen and play something by The Macc Lads. I'd suggest Beer n'Sex n'Chips n'Gravy followed by Uncle Nobby.

Nah Fluffy Pup!

MACC LADS LYRICS
FLUFFY PUP LYRICS

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird,
She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd,
I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport,
I can't hear me records when you sit on me face,
And then she mouths off in front of me mates,

But you told me that you loved me,
I never fucking did,
You used fer bring me flowers,
I said shut your fucking grid,

You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,Get stuffed.

Well I took her one side, and we started chatting,
I said tell the lads that and I'll kick your twat in,
Now piss ofback your mother's 'cos I've had enough,
Say another word, get a boot up chuff,
You're spotty and your ugly and you smell like Billingsgate,
And then she mouths off in front of me mates...

But you told me that you loved me,
I never fucking did,
You used fer bring me flowers,
I said shut your fucking grid,

You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,Get stuffed.

Well, I stormed off 'cos I were going crazy,
When I got to the chippy I had one foot in the gravy,
She got a seven foot dad,Well just about,
And he was going to rip me liver out,
I said here you are grandad, your turn to hold her,
There's half a pint of gravy and a chip on me shoulder...

But you told me that you loved me,
I never fucking did,
You used fer bring me flowers,
Shut your fucking grid,
You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,

You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,Get stuffed.I said you can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,Get stuffed.

[Full Bug]

Congrats Sarge!
Play Eruption, if that dont get the wedding rockin nothin will.....:p

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Nah Fluffy Pup!

a fine choice

that chorus should replace the traditional wedding vows

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Somebody get me a Doctor...

Congrats Sarge.

But I'll already be there.

[WARF]

Originally posted by sarge

We have 3 dances.
The dance between my wife and I.
The dance between my wife and her father.
The dance between my mom and I.

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You and your wife: Without You - Van Halen

Your Wife and her father: Papa Don't Preach - Madonna

Your mom and You: MOTHER- DANZIG!!!!

[Mr Ziffel]

This takes the prize for gayest post ever on a message board.

[Lou]

Originally posted by Harry McAsshole
I had Drop Dead Legs played during the garter removal.

That is the funniest fucking username I've seen in awhile, LOL

[pete]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
Grimsdale sings Total Shite volume 47
Lets Fist Again
Fist & Shout
Fisters in the Night
Hey Big Fister
My Old Man's A Fister
Mac The Fister
I Fist It My Way
Whole Lotta Fisting
Over The Hills And Fisting Away
Fist For Your Right To Party
Fisting Queen

I must be dum, cause it took me awhile to realize this guy's a genius.

[pete]

sarge

do you only want van halen songs?

[Sarge]

No man.. there will be other songs there.. I just want some VH/DLR played.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Congrats and good luck bro !

I've seen Drop Dead Legs played at a wedding reception with very huge people dancing..

If you can get them on the dance floor and have someone put on Eruption I'd love to see them flail around to it.

Of course this is your wedding and not my personal amusement.

but if you get video of such an occurence, post it please

[ELVIS]

Very huge people dancing ??

[SoCalChelle]

Have you heard the unreleased song, Angel Eyes? That might work...

[tjvhou812]

not enough

when it love

women in love