2004 Tour Names

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Viking
The 'What The Fuck, We Need A Buck' Tour, '04.

Originally posted by gothqueen
Van Hasbeen 2004: We were Van Halen but not anymore.

Originally posted by Foozwah
The "Let's See How Many Gullible Fuckwads Will Cough Up the Dough for a Shameful, Bloated, Embarassing Parody of Former Greatness and Glory" Tour.

LMAO.....all too funny.

Truth is, this Van Hagar tour is actually just an opening band for the real Van Halen Reunion Tour.

[Mr Grimsdale]

"King Kongs Pig Fisting Marathon"

[General Hina]

Originally posted by smaz
Playing to a packed out club is better than performing to an empty arena.

I was at Dave's House Of Blues show on New Years Eve here in Los Angeles.

The club was not packed and this is DLR's hometown.

Sad but true.

General Hina

[Dan]

I don't give a Rat Ass Tour.

[Snoo]

"Roth? He's Just A Figment Of Your Imagination. Valerie, Too: 2004"

"You Saw The Best...Ah, 20 Years Ago. Now See The Rest!: 2004"

"Van Halen: Now With The Same Amount of Balls As There Are In A Hockey Game!"

[smaz]

Originally posted by General Hina
I was at Dave's House Of Blues show on New Years Eve here in Los Angeles.

The club was not packed and this is DLR's hometown.

Sad but true.

General Hina

And let me guess, your gonna be saying the arenas that Van Hagar are gonna be playing aren't gonna be empty, as Hagars belly's gonna fill it up??

New years eve - people go out to parties, so maybe everybody had plans that day. Over here in February, I saw Dave and the place was packed.

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
the "do you need the al quaida if I give you my tequilla" - tour

Absolutely hysterical.

[mewisemagic]

tires came off the rims tour 04
barney rubble and friends-bedrock tour of tears
hippest show in this neck of the woods
lullaby

[Panamark]

VAN HALF-ASSED 2004

[FORD]

The "Aged Cheddar" tour.

[Lou]

I think it's called the "Let's Worship Eddie, He's God" tour.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by smaz
New years eve - people go out to parties, so maybe everybody had plans that day.

I give you facts and you hand me a big fat excuse.
You are so lame.

General Hina

[Don Corleone]

The Charisma Bypass Tour