What if Hagar was the First Singer?

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Re: What if Hagar was the First Singer?

Originally posted by dysfunction
OK just to get it out of the way, we can all agree Sammy is the fuckin man, right. Ok good to see everyone agrees on this. My question to you is would Sammy be promoted to legendary rock star status (although we already know he is) had he been in Van Halen first. I believe you guys would be in love with the "extra" cheese he brought to Van Halen. Of course, Sammy being the lyrical genius he is would have made the band bigger than they already were and Dave would have never been in Van Halen. Thoughts...

Ithink we can all agree that you are a fag and can go suck a rats' ass!

[danzig]

That's good shit! By the way, if Hagar was the first singer, VH would be doing the shopping mall circuit. Opening for Tiffany. VH is gay without dave's direction.

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