If EVH and Axl Rose Spotted a bottle of Malt Liquor

[fatmanwalking]

I say Eddie because he would bring Sammy along and Axl would be distracted by the double cheese pizza and gallon of ice cream that Sam brought along.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
This begs the question, is ED's hip bionic?

good one:D

[Terry]

Not sure who would win, but these days both of them would move faster to accomplish that goal than they would to finish an album (can anticipate the sheep saying, "What?! Hey, Ed gave us three new songs in 6 years!!! You Rothtards are unreasonable!!)

[PETE's lmsHADOW]

Re: If EVH and Axl Rose Spotted a bottle of Malt Liquor

Originally posted by PETE's lmsHADOW
Say that Eddie Van Halen and Axl Rose were both walking down the street, and they both spotted a bottle of Vicadin and a 40-ounce can of Red Bull malt liquor lying next to eachother in the middle of the street, who would win the footrace? And who would win the resulting scrum?

Discuss!

Ahhh....Vicadin and malt liquor, is there any prize more worthy of fighting for....

[HENDRIK-I]

Well, when by accident sammy and mikey are driving a long the side with their new Ford GT, wich they received by misstake, Ed can JUMP in and win the race. Its not fair but they arent either...

[FasterPussycat]

Is eddy bionic man?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Is eddy bionic man?

Who is "eddy?"

DLR7884
Type in English, not hick.

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Who is "eddy?"

DLR7884
Type in English, not hick.

that's a nickname for EVH!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
that's a nickname for EVH!

You're a GUNT.

DLR7884
That's a nickname for you!

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You're a GUNT.

DLR7884
That's a nickname for you!

shut da fuck up, already!!!

Same old shit, come up with something i haven't heard, fucknuts!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
shut da fuck up, already!!!

It's funny....when you get mad you type like a fucking WIGGER.

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Same old shit, come up with something i haven't heard, fucknuts!!

A crazy bitch like you has heard it all.

DLR7884
I try to keep it fresh for ya, sista.

[FasterPussycat]

who said i am mad?? :D

[DLR7884]

You can all thank this dumb cunt for ruining this thread.

DLR7884
Yet another for this thread assassin.

[diamondsgirl]

it was nice when this place was fab-u-less for a spell

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
it was nice when this place was fab-u-less for a spell

Said the worst internet whore and HO'me wrecker!!! :D