Van Halen - Sammy Hagar Returns,

[Mr Ziffel]

Originally posted by Starwood
Can't wait to hear to the reviews of the half full arenas packed with Dockers-wearing fat men and their ugly wives.

So, I guess that means you'll be attending.

[MAX]

Who is Van Halen?

[Starwood]

It'll be just like the good ol days...fuckin comedy.

[Starwood]

Originally posted by Mr Ziffel
So, I guess that means you'll be attending.

Yup. Wouldn't miss it.

[Mr Ziffel]

Are you fatter than your wife is ugly?

[RothSucks]

You guys are really sad.

Originally posted by TMR
I don't think Ed could keep up with Dave anymore.....lol

You've gotta be kidding me. You guys are so delusional. Roth is a joke. He has completely lost whatever talent he might have had at one time. Ed made the right decision because he knew that there was no way that Roth would have lasted through a full tour.

Sammy, meanwhile is as sharp as he has ever been. Ed just realized they never should have let him go in the first place. This is so funny, 18 years ago your boy left one of the greatest bands in the world because his ego convinced him that he was bigger than the band. It took him about 20 minutes to realize that he was nothing without them. You guys have been trying to get him back in the group since then. Wake up, Roth would be lucky to get a gig at a boat show with David Hasselhoff, there's no way ed was gonna give him the call.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by RothSucks
You guys are really sad.

You've gotta be kidding me. You guys are so delusional. Roth is a joke. He has completely lost whatever talent he might have had at one time. Ed made the right decision because he knew that there was no way that Roth would have lasted through a full tour.

Sammy, meanwhile is as sharp as he has ever been. Ed just realized they never should have let him go in the first place. This is so funny, 18 years ago your boy left one of the greatest bands in the world because his ego convinced him that he was bigger than the band. It took him about 20 minutes to realize that he was nothing without them. You guys have been trying to get him back in the group since then. Wake up, Roth would be lucky to get a gig at a boat show with David Hasselhoff, there's no way ed was gonna give him the call.

Ed can't last through an afternoon without cracking his drunk, fucking melon head open on the underside of a piano.

Who the fuck is he to decide who can or can not last through a tour?!

"hic-up...let's go with the round 60 year old...hic-up."

[Panamark]

Hey RothSucks, theres Van Halen the legendary Rock Band, then theres Van Hagar the 80's synth Pop group. If you like all that Duran Duran, Flock of Seagulls, Human League, REO Speedwagon, Journey kinda shit, congratulations ! You got your little pop unit back.

On the other side of the coin is a world of fans that love music like Black Sabbath, Led Zep and Van Halen. What I love *is* no matter what, Van Hagar will never do anything remotely as good as what Van Halen did. Never. To me it makes no difference, I (and most of Australia) igonored Van Hagar the first time around. Whats different now ? Except Spammy is 60 years old ?

After all this time the band owed its fans at the very least a Dave/Sam deal. A reunion with a replacement singer is so fucking lame and boring now, who even cares ?

VAN FUCKING HALF ASSED !

Now bring on some real music please..

[MAX]

Originally posted by RothSucks
You guys are really sad.

No, you are the sad one you dumbass. Why are you posting on a David Lee Roth fansite? I'll tell you why, because you don't have enough of a Spam fanbase to have your own forum. Get the fuck out of here and go gloat somewhere else and tell everyone how great a fucking fat-ass sixty year old (never was) replacement singer, a recluse drunken guitarist sellout, a neck-brace, coattail riding and jealousy ridden drummer and some guy who's had his head up Spam's ass for so many years is going to be the second coming? Talk about crazy?

You probably will be stupid enough to pay $130 for the official XXL Yellow tour jammys at the show?

Enough of you so get lost!!!

[RothSucks]

Want a little cheese with that wine???

[distortion9]

Plenty of cheese on the way.

[MAX]

Originally posted by RothSucks
Want a little cheese with that wine???

Wine to drink or am I whining? PTHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[RothSucks]

Originally posted by MAX
No, you are the sad one you dumbass. Why are you posting on a David Lee Roth fansite? I'll tell you why, because you don't have enough of a Spam fanbase to have your own forum.

Sam's got plenty of fans, he's been selling out shows regularly for the last six years. It's just to fun to see you guys whine so much. Your all talkin smack about Ed, but if he had picked Dave, yall know youd be singin ed's praises. But. much to your chagrin, Ed actually knows what he's doin.

Enjoy the boat shows

[Panamark]

Its going to be fun watching this shit bomb though. You would think after all these years (especially after Ga y Cherone) that the brothers would have figured it out. (INSERT DR EVIL LAUGH HERE)

God, I feel so sorry for all you cool cats in the US. Im so glad this shit wont be coming to Oz. The half empty venues from their last Australian effort should be still fresh in their brains. hahahahha..

We want the real deal, or no deal......

[RothSucks]

Originally posted by Panamark
Hey RothSucks, theres Van Halen the legendary Rock Band, then theres Van Hagar the 80's synth Pop group. If you like all that Duran Duran, Flock of Seagulls, Human League, REO Speedwagon, Journey kinda shit, congratulations ! You got your little pop unit back.

Please, he leaves the most kick ass band in the world to do cheesy beach boy covers and just a gigolo. Roth even had a cheesy lounge act in Vegas for a while. Yeah they really lost their edge when he took off. Anything with Roth that came after the first VH album was pure cheese.