Van Halen - Sammy Hagar Returns,

[MAX]

Originally posted by RothSucks
Sam's got plenty of fans, he's been selling out shows regularly for the last six years.

Yep, you are right!!! Actually he played my city last night and nobody knew about it? You'd know more than I would, so what private party was it? LOL!

[Panamark]

I think its funny that the Van Halen brothers think that anyone will be interested. (Other than a few thousand Sammy fans) In fact thats Hillarious, I bet they are banking on a huge return on a reunion
tour.... hahahhaha, oh this just keeps getting funnier....

[RothSucks]

Well I've graced these boards with my presence long enough. I want to express my condolonces over the final nail in the coffin of Roth's career. I'm off to talk with some real fans who know good music. But, I just want to say, hang in there. With a little luck and a little optimism, maybe we'll let your boy be a roadie on the reunion tour.

In the meantime, enjoy the boatshows.

[Panamark]

Off you go, your boyfriends are waiting !

[Von Halen]

It's funny Van Hagar fans actually think this tour is relevant.

Why would they open the tour in one city, two nights, in two seperate venues?

[Von Halen]

Oh, sorry. Wait, it's 7:00 am somewhere, isn't it?

[seenbad]

Originally posted by MAX


You probably will be stupid enough to pay $130 for the official XXL Yellow tour jammys at the show?

Dude, that was a fookin classic zinger.:D Yellow tour jammy's? lmao. They call em' the whammy bammy amsterdammy sammy jammy.

[Panamark]

Oh please let there be a god !! Please prevent the Van Halens from saying what Spammy can wear, Oh please let him chose his own clothing !! PLEASE LORD, PLEASE ! This shit is going to be priceless !!! :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by RothSucks
Well I've graced these boards with my presence long enough.

What I'd like to know is why you were here in the first place?

In the meantime, enjoy the boatshows.

What, like this stellar gig?

The "Big SLC GIG!!! No wonder we couldn't order a pizza anywhere in town last night?!?!?!

Soldiers, make sure to scroll down all the way to the bottom of the link cos he couldn't even headline a Novell Banquet on his own!!! LOL!!!

Glass houses mang. SSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!

It's true folks, Spam played in a conference room in my own city and it didn't even make the radio? Oh well?

[Panamark]

I think RothSucks is back in the Gay bar, Max... Interesting that Sam doesnt even attract a following in the US anymore. I can guarantee his following outside the US is nine tenths of fuckall...

[Chaz Rock City]

Somebody asked me how I felt about Sammy being back in VH?

I said better

Better than what?

Better get me a bucket, cause I'm going to throw up!!

To those who mock Just A Gigolo, do you realize that Dave was had a hit doing swing music 11 years before the short lived swing trend in the 90's. That and Dave's ETAS line-up was a stellar line-up. Even Dave's Vegas band were killer players.

[Panamark]

Oh more hilarity, Spammy is supposedly back, yet the Van Halens dont think it warrants an announcement. I dont blame them !!

[Dave IS VH]

Originally posted by TMR
LOVERS are back in bed together......

Well, it's true Eddie likes it when Spammy butt fucks him.

There will be a lot of that this summer, along with Gay music.

[Panamark]

I hope they include Mikey everynow and then, he will be heartbroken if Spammy no longer rims him on a regular basis...

[Dave IS VH]

Originally posted by Panamark
I hope they include Mikey everynow and then, he will be heartbroken if Spammy no longer rims him on a regular basis...

Don't worry, Mikey needs some gay love from Spammy too.

:D :p