Imagine that fucker trying to do Dave's jump off the Drum riser.. I mean seriously, somebody, has to make him try this. Maybe we can cut a deal with the Aliens to upload the command !
Omigod, I just had the funniest thought about Sammy !
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LMAO!!! Not only would he rip his capris/pajammas in the crotch but he'd break the foor and go straight down to the garage upon landing. Imagine the damage he'd do to the cars? Sort of like dropping a red bowling ball from a skyscraper!!! LOL!!!!EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
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The Red Sputnik re-entering the earths atmosphere !!
Could you imagine the dude just attempting to do the splits and touch his toes in mid air.. Fark me swinging !! We could have our own Mastercard advertisement, "Watching Spammy trying to do a Jump off the Drum Riser, Priceless !!!"BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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Re: Omigod, I just had the funniest thought about Sammy !
Originally posted by Panamark
Imagine that fucker trying to do Dave's jump off the Drum riser.. I mean seriously, somebody, has to make him try this. Maybe we can cut a deal with the Aliens to upload the command !Comment
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Originally posted by Igosplut
Actually I'm having trouble trying to imagine him doing something in between a fast walk and a slow run.....
would require a gulp of oxygen from side stage. What a high energy show this will be ! (NOT) I hope he wears his Mumu's and Pajamas
where his guts are hanging out. That would have to piss of EVH
straight away... His mumu with the towel wrapped around his head and his guts hanging out. Anyone have that pic ? Man, he is so Not Van Halen its disturbing.BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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I don' think you could possible attempt a jump from the drum riser with sandals on?
The guy is 57.
Doing a jump like that might make him lose a testicle or something
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Uh, NO THANKS
HORRORS! He wouldn't make it to the arial stage! He'd kill Neckbrace Al just by climbing onto the drumriser.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!:D"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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That's funnier than watching a retard eat hot wings...If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.Comment
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Originally posted by Panamark
Imagine that fucker trying to do Dave's jump off the Drum riser.. I mean seriously, somebody, has to make him try this. Maybe we can cut a deal with the Aliens to upload the command !Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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Originally posted by tjvhou812
your a fewl
You should get Spammy to hook you up with his Aliens and see if they can upload the English language into your Brain.BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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