Omigod, I just had the funniest thought about Sammy !

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  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17161

    Omigod, I just had the funniest thought about Sammy !

    Imagine that fucker trying to do Dave's jump off the Drum riser.. I mean seriously, somebody, has to make him try this. Maybe we can cut a deal with the Aliens to upload the command !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!
  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #2
    LMAO!!! Not only would he rip his capris/pajammas in the crotch but he'd break the foor and go straight down to the garage upon landing. Imagine the damage he'd do to the cars? Sort of like dropping a red bowling ball from a skyscraper!!! LOL!!!!
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161

      #3
      The Red Sputnik re-entering the earths atmosphere !!
      Could you imagine the dude just attempting to do the splits and touch his toes in mid air.. Fark me swinging !! We could have our own Mastercard advertisement, "Watching Spammy trying to do a Jump off the Drum Riser, Priceless !!!"
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • Igosplut
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 2794

        #4
        Actually I'm having trouble trying to imagine him doing something in between a fast walk and a slow run.....
        Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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        • PHOENIX
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2212

          #5
          Re: Omigod, I just had the funniest thought about Sammy !

          Originally posted by Panamark
          Imagine that fucker trying to do Dave's jump off the Drum riser.. I mean seriously, somebody, has to make him try this. Maybe we can cut a deal with the Aliens to upload the command !
          I think the Aliens Uploaded a virus.:D

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            Originally posted by Igosplut
            Actually I'm having trouble trying to imagine him doing something in between a fast walk and a slow run.....
            Yeah, i dont think we will be getting any "Air Hagar" Nike commercials, thats for sure. I think a walk from one side of the stage to the other
            would require a gulp of oxygen from side stage. What a high energy show this will be ! (NOT) I hope he wears his Mumu's and Pajamas
            where his guts are hanging out. That would have to piss of EVH
            straight away... His mumu with the towel wrapped around his head and his guts hanging out. Anyone have that pic ? Man, he is so Not Van Halen its disturbing.
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Sarge
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Feb 2003
              • 5424

              #7
              I don' think you could possible attempt a jump from the drum riser with sandals on?

              The guy is 57.
              Doing a jump like that might make him lose a testicle or something
              Sarge
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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                Losing a testicle is one thing Spammy doesnt have to worry about
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Switch84
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 2316

                  #9
                  Uh, NO THANKS

                  HORRORS! He wouldn't make it to the arial stage! He'd kill Neckbrace Al just by climbing onto the drumriser.


                  LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!:D
                  "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                  Blackflag on DLR

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                  • alexpgrimes
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 731

                    #10
                    That's funnier than watching a retard eat hot wings...
                    If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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                    • VHLINKS_ROCKSx2

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Panamark
                      Imagine that fucker trying to do Dave's jump off the Drum riser.. I mean seriously, somebody, has to make him try this. Maybe we can cut a deal with the Aliens to upload the command !
                      hahaha
                      Even I'm gonna laugh at that one :D

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                      • tjvhou812
                        Full Member Status

                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4216

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Panamark
                        Imagine that fucker trying to do Dave's jump off the Drum riser.. I mean seriously, somebody, has to make him try this. Maybe we can cut a deal with the Aliens to upload the command !
                        your a fewl
                        Originally posted by RIKK

                        Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                        • Elitest

                          #13
                          macaroni cheese

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                          • Panamark
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 17161

                            #14
                            Originally posted by tjvhou812
                            your a fewl
                            Im a few ? Fuel perhaps ??

                            You should get Spammy to hook you up with his Aliens and see if they can upload the English language into your Brain.
                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Hahaha!

                              :D

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