This is Sammy chiming in...

[TOM_5150]

It's a Sammy Hagar clone!!

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Antonella
who the fuck r all those newbies around here man??? wow....get a life or GET BENT!!! how bout that??

and in ROTH we trust

Dude, your one of the newbies...welcome to the CVH site...remember one thing..CVH=Sammy Hagar

BAM

[Bandit02]

to the pen I say!!! Thorman do you have you pen pass LOL

[excelsior86SS]

LMFAO

[stringfelowhawk]

So Sam. What was it like to have to look up to all the girls in high school?

What was it like to be surrounded by females but be the only pussy in the crowd?

I've noticed you haven't told the bass player to come up for air. You probably should do that cause he's bout as bright as a black hole in deep space or, well, the president!

How much do you get paid to shill for the golden arches?

Does it bother you to know when your wife gets bored she takes you for a big mac just to watch the sign change?

How does your wife put up with you when you're raggin? What brand of tampons do you use? Or better yet, do they even have any in your size. A bitch your size probably has to use a role of Bounty and a rope huh?

How's it make you feel to be 3 times the size of Dave but still get lost in his shadow?

How do you sleep at night knowing the entire world thinks you're irrelevant and destroyed Van Halen?

Do you dress up for Halloween and take your kids trick or treating? Don't guess you'd really have to since no one recognizes you as it is.
Have you ever told the truth about anything?

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
Why? Honestly, I don't know why Roth fans hate me so much.

I'm just an artist who loves what he does -- make great music.

And I'm fun -- I'm all about fun, that's what I'm about.

No you're more of a leech rather than an aritist with lies and $$ in your fuckin eyes!!!

[hollywood5150]

call me what you will, but that was not sammy.

[LoveBug]

LOCK THIS SHIT UP and THROW AWAY THE KEY!

The fact that mods let this shit ride smells like an inside job. Lock this negative bullshit up and throw away the key. I'm on a mission from GOD.

See what I posted here after attending the Santa Cruz Show. No more replying to negative posts.

posted: Today, at at 07:20 PM
Santa Cruz Show was awesome Profile Pm Email Search Buddy IP

I'm speechless. David Lee Roth pulled out the martial arts chrome bo staff during the song "Jump" he was twirling it so fast that it looked like the two sided staff was four sided!

Here's the deal. ANYTIME a person posts anything negative about DLR here at the Army's site, NO ONE should respond. Besides, anytime someone writes negative remarks about Dave it's an Army member pretending to be a Sam Fan.

Look, after this concert, quit it. It's worthless, time wasting, and any Roth fan who waste's time responding to negative remarks, is not a real fan. If you see any negative remark posted on this site, be a real Roth fan, and ignore it.

Got Roth?

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Bandit02
to the pen I say!!! Thorman do you have you pen pass LOL

Hey Bandit...nice of you to join us here...Do I have a pen pass LO? First of all, whats with the LOL? That tells me you spend just a wee bit too much time in internet chat rooms.

Second, if you were here for longer then the two minutes you already have under your belt you wouldnt have to ask if I have a pen pass. You see, i do have a pen pass and it works both ways in that im often sent to the pen and my pass gets me out which allows me to speak with wonderful people such as you.

You are welcome to post anytime you wish but understand that the 3 T's, which you have heard so much about, are now the 4 T's. We are coming to your area soon so get on Ticketmaster and see if tickets are still available.

One more thing, if y our listening to VH good for you but remember CVH=Sammy dude.

BAM

[Antonella]

"One more thing, if y our listening to VH good for you but remember CVH=Sammy dude."

BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

wow man i say.....sarcasm at its greatest!!!

two thumbs up!!!

and in ROTH we trust

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by bobgnote
Senor Hagar has been posting like mad around here, last couple of days. He has profile info, Sam-level responses. Until otherwise proven, I say we respond as if he IS Sam, responsible for lots of enduring market, player, AND fan distortion, sucking the gravy, eating and smiling, and yes, DODGING ISSUES ABOUT HOW GREEDY AND GUILTY HE AND THE MUSIC INDUSTRY ARE.

You all know, this character has double-talk reflexes superior to yours. Also, why would Sam suddenly have time to hang around as much as Vinnie, but hey, Vinnie has never been THAT smart.

And he is sitting on YOU, in ways you do not acknowledge, a corporate SNAKE in the grass, sorry about your taint, Sam. The real estate is simmering back in the states. Don't get too greedy there, future.

how about we don't answer to him

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by stringfelowhawk
So Sam. What was it like to have to look up to all the girls in high school?

What was it like to be surrounded by females but be the only pussy in the crowd?

I've noticed you haven't told the bass player to come up for air. You probably should do that cause he's bout as bright as a black hole in deep space or, well, the president!

How much do you get paid to shill for the golden arches?

Does it bother you to know when your wife gets bored she takes you for a big mac just to watch the sign change?

How does your wife put up with you when you're raggin? What brand of tampons do you use? Or better yet, do they even have any in your size. A bitch your size probably has to use a role of Bounty and a rope huh?

How's it make you feel to be 3 times the size of Dave but still get lost in his shadow?

How do you sleep at night knowing the entire world thinks you're irrelevant and destroyed Van Halen?

Do you dress up for Halloween and take your kids trick or treating? Don't guess you'd really have to since no one recognizes you as it is.
Have you ever told the truth about anything?

LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!

Great post!!!

5 Stars!