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1.Favorite Van Halen singer:
A) Sammy Hagar
B) Gary Cherone
C) Edward Van Halen
D) I love them all equally
2. Favorite Pleasure Dome Personality:
A) Bradman
B) Fernando
C) SoCalChelle
3. What will you do when FORD calls OU812 a "sheep"?
A) Move the thread to 'General Discussion'
B) Consult with Guitar Shark on how to phrase "Closing This Up"
C) Argue with FORD for 12 pages on the merits of Sammy Hagar.
D) Give FORD 'Bad Karma'
E) Only A & C
F) Only B & D
4. True or False: Alex Van Halen is a smart man.
5. Describe at length how you will defend Gary Cherone.
6. True or False : hitch1969 and his various 47 aliases are permanately banned here at 'The Pleasure Dome'.
7. Which of the following statements is not true:
A) Sammy Hagar sold the most albums as the lead singer of Van Halen.
B) Gene Simmons tried to recruit Ed Van Halen for KISS.
C) Bradman gave backstage passes to fat chicks for blow jobs.
D) Michael Anthony is a drummer.
8. What is your favorite Ed Van Halen quote:
A) I'll kick you in your balls
B) You are blessed (to diners in Boston)
C) I've got 50 albums worth of music
D) It's the lawyers man
E) This is the lead singer and these are the planets
9. What is your favorite Alex Van Halen quote:
A) Huh
B) Uh Huh
C) stick bang drum make loud sound
D) Dave fuck Alex wife, Alex no want Dave back
The final question and most important is for you to choose the best option when:
10) Someone starts a topic or mentions David Lee Roth you will:
A) Notify Bradman
B) Alert all the mods in 'Moderators Only'
C) Track the offending posters IP address, his wife's IP address, his mother's IP address, contact The Department Of Homeland Security to report an act of terrorism.
D) Send copy of post to ELVH
E) Use all of your 20 aliases to start pro Sammy and Gary threads.
F) All of the above
1.Favorite Van Halen singer:
A) Sammy Hagar
B) Gary Cherone
C) Edward Van Halen
D) I love them all equally
2. Favorite Pleasure Dome Personality:
A) Bradman
B) Fernando
C) SoCalChelle
3. What will you do when FORD calls OU812 a "sheep"?
A) Move the thread to 'General Discussion'
B) Consult with Guitar Shark on how to phrase "Closing This Up"
C) Argue with FORD for 12 pages on the merits of Sammy Hagar.
D) Give FORD 'Bad Karma'
E) Only A & C
F) Only B & D
4. True or False: Alex Van Halen is a smart man.
5. Describe at length how you will defend Gary Cherone.
6. True or False : hitch1969 and his various 47 aliases are permanately banned here at 'The Pleasure Dome'.
7. Which of the following statements is not true:
A) Sammy Hagar sold the most albums as the lead singer of Van Halen.
B) Gene Simmons tried to recruit Ed Van Halen for KISS.
C) Bradman gave backstage passes to fat chicks for blow jobs.
D) Michael Anthony is a drummer.
8. What is your favorite Ed Van Halen quote:
A) I'll kick you in your balls
B) You are blessed (to diners in Boston)
C) I've got 50 albums worth of music
D) It's the lawyers man
E) This is the lead singer and these are the planets
9. What is your favorite Alex Van Halen quote:
A) Huh
B) Uh Huh
C) stick bang drum make loud sound
D) Dave fuck Alex wife, Alex no want Dave back
The final question and most important is for you to choose the best option when:
10) Someone starts a topic or mentions David Lee Roth you will:
A) Notify Bradman
B) Alert all the mods in 'Moderators Only'
C) Track the offending posters IP address, his wife's IP address, his mother's IP address, contact The Department Of Homeland Security to report an act of terrorism.
D) Send copy of post to ELVH
E) Use all of your 20 aliases to start pro Sammy and Gary threads.
F) All of the above
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