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[seenbad]

Maximus?

[Knocked Up]

Re: DLR issuses

Originally posted by Blackalbinokid1
By the way DLR suxs now..wat kind of guy dresses in spandex now a days....seriously he just needs to get over leaving Van Halen and just fuck off and let Sammy do all the work..plus Van halen Kicked ass wth sammy...David is just a little bitch now, didnt he try out to be a country singer?????? He jsut needs to give it up and stop trying. You guys need to get over the fact that your boy left the band more then 20 years ago and got replaced by the Red Rocker. I think Van Halen rocked with DLR but they did good also with Sammy.

Anyone else notice that the number of sheep running amuck has increased 10 fold since the new Sheep Pen forum opened? Real sheep? Or Sheep Pen Mod made for relevance? Ala 3T? You decide.

[Seshmeister]

I don't think all the posters that made up prick aliases can then complain when some real pricks appear.

It was a dumb idea IMHO...

[diamondsgirl]

Re: DLR issuses

Originally posted by Blackalbinokid1
By the way DLR suxs now..wat kind of guy dresses in spandex now a days....seriously he just needs to get over leaving Van Halen and just fuck off and let Sammy do all the work..plus Van halen Kicked ass wth sammy...David is just a little bitch now, didnt he try out to be a country singer?????? He jsut needs to give it up and stop trying. You guys need to get over the fact that your boy left the band more then 20 years ago and got replaced by the Red Rocker. I think Van Halen rocked with DLR but they did good also with Sammy.

I hope you learned from your parents mistake and are using birth control.

[MAX]

Re: Re: DLR issuses

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I hope you learned from your parents mistake and are using birth control.

Hahahahaha!!!

Even though I'm against abortion, that makes me think of that old Rodney Dangerfield line:

"He's the posterboy for why abortion should be legal."

[MAX]

Originally posted by seenbad
Maximus?

'ello Noonan.

I hear you and I'm sharpening my blade for this one...

[MAX]

Re: DLR issuses

Aiiight lil' bucky, tis' go time cos I'm mean and like belittling the weak minded. I cannot believe I'm wasting my time but let's just cuntsider you The Foot Locker as I'm trying on several new pair of Jordan's. I need to get the right fit on this new gig, so I'll start from scratchimus.

Originally posted by Blackalbinokid1
By the way DLR suxs now..wat kind of guy dresses in spandex now a days....

I'm sure your "father" prolly does unlike The Toastmaster General. Check "his" closet. Dave/Spandex jokes are so five minutes ago. Please try again...

seriously he just needs to get over leaving Van Halen and just fuck off and let Sammy do all the work..

Last time I checked he did. Yup, Dave is doing his own thing and doing it well I might add. Volunteer work (which means for FREE you dummy!!! Not like when you volunteer to drink out of the toilet, gargle and blow it up your ass to impress your friends) as an Emergency Medical Technician, obtaining a helicopter pilot's license (see all of the productive things one can both do and learn when they are wealthy and outgoing?) and he also STILL plays the occasional gig for fun and definitely NOT to pay da bills.

That "definitely not" sounds like Rainman huh? lol.

Van halen Kicked ass wth sammy...

When and where did they do that? Sorry junior but I was a witness to their live shows a cupla times when I was young (but not as dumb) as yourself.

David is just a little bitch now, didnt he try out to be a country singer??????

No, Dave still gets the "little bitches" cos he's Dave. Think of that? Chicks always wanna fuck the man just cos of who he is. Just think of that the next time you're sniffing your father's spandex panties in the laundry hamper, since that's the closest you've ever or will ever get to pussy outside of changing the kitty litter box.

As for the country singer jab, get your facts straight. He ventured out on an album more than a decade ago and did a duet with a popular C&W singer. Not he greatest in my book but it was something both new and different unlike the stale and boring shit Hagar and the sisters put out year after year.

He jsut needs to give it up and stop trying.

Stop trying what? What's the point of living without constantly trying new things? The same is said about yourself and has been for years. You need to stop trying to be insulting cos you're beyond a bore. Stop trying to get laid cos incest is both sick and immoral. Besides, you're too fucking old to be tucked in by your mother. It sucks cos that's the closest you've ever been to a woman huh? Then again, tis' hard for you cos it's so blantantly obvious that anything you've ever tried in your pathetic little existence has failed.

You guys need to get over the fact that your boy left the band more then 20 years ago and got replaced by the Red Rocker. I think Van Halen rocked with DLR but they did good also with Sammy.

Thanks for helping us all see the light. We'll all start appreciating Van Hagar now.

Tell ya what, if you get the fuck out of here, stop bothering this stellar board with your nonsense and promise to never cum back and waste my time, I'll personally buy you a bottle of Sammy's moonshine. I'm not kidding. PM me and I'll buy a bottle of Cabo Wabo, throw it on eBay, sell it to you at no cost so it's all legally and binding and shit. Isn't that shit like sixty bucks a bottle or a month's salary for you after taxes? That's my cuntribution to your sad story cos you're never going to get any lovin' from wimmin', you're too stupid to have any form of a meaningful career and I like to help the retaaded.

Am I stellar or what? :D

Of course I am.

I do suggest you take my extremely gracious offer and fuck off like right now.

[Steve Savicki]

seen, what did Chelle do to you that was so bad/out of line?

[Blackalbinokid1]

Don't Hate

Look dont get pissed at me bc im telling you to see the light and see reality. DLR is over as a musician he suxs and as for chicks, I could get 50 hookers if I was rich too. Sammy is a far better...last time I checked he can play guitar, Roth just wears spandex and thinks he can sing now even though his voice is shot. He could sing like i said back in 1984.

[diamondsgirl]

Dave looks mint on stage and sounds great too.

Sam looks like a fat shit and his voice sounds just as bad as it did in 1984.

[vheddyrmv8]

Re: Don't Hate

Originally posted by Blackalbinokid1
Look dont get pissed at me bc im telling you to see the light and see reality. DLR is over as a musician he suxs and as for chicks, I could get 50 hookers if I was rich too. Sammy is a far better...last time I checked he can play guitar, Roth just wears spandex and thinks he can sing now even though his voice is shot. He could sing like i said back in 1984.

Have you even been to any DLR shows lately or even seen any boots? Cause his voice is fine. And I haven't seen any 2004 pics with him wearing spandex...and all of his recent concert pics had no spandex on them, so get over that stupid statement, hagar's spongebob gangster outfit wasn't that great of a sight either pal.

[diamondsgirl]

Re: Re: Don't Hate

Originally posted by vheddyrmv8
Have you even been to any DLR shows lately or even seen any boots? Cause his voice is fine. And I haven't seen any 2004 pics with him wearing spandex...and all of his recent concert pics had no spandex on them, so get over that stupid statement, hagar's spongebob gangster outfit wasn't that great of a sight either pal.

yeah! thats what I meant... lol

:D

[Blackalbinokid1]

Why are you guys so pissed at sammy for taking over Van Halen??? I admitted that VAn Halen sounded great with Roth but they sound great wtih Sammy too.

[vheddyrmv8]

Originally posted by Blackalbinokid1
Why are you guys so pissed at sammy for taking over Van Halen??? I admitted that VAn Halen sounded great with Roth but they sound great wtih Sammy too.

Who said they were pissed that Sam took over? If Ed keeps playing the way he does, theres not much Roth can even do for that.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Blackalbinokid1
Why are you guys so pissed at sammy for taking over Van Halen??? I admitted that VAn Halen sounded great with Roth but they sound great wtih Sammy too.

Ahhhhhh......no.

DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN.

Period. Thanks for playing.