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yes he did, and it wasn't maseratis it was lamborghinis...........poo little edward forced to live a life of lies!
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it was maseratis AND lamborghinisOriginally posted by hollywood5150
yes he did, and it wasn't maseratis it was lamborghinis...........poo little edward forced to live a life of lies!
Well, you know, the guys go on about how they were so miserable for these past 10, 12 years, the music was substandard, now they're gonna go on and everything is just wonderful, and they hated it for the last 12 years...Poor Edward Van Halen – forced to live a lie! Struggling to survive the onslaught of Maseratis! Forced to survive Lamborghini after Lamborghini! Can you imagine the mental stress the poor kid must be feeling?Roth Army Icon
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Fuck, man, he has serios issues! CRYING BECAUSE DAVE MADE A VIDEO?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KIND OF SHIT?! I mean, come on! Wouldn't that make "Eddie worshippers" feel embarassed to have idolized this drunken fuck?<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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Vallerie once said Dave would make Eddie cry all the time and she would comfort him. Val just got tired of being Ed's mommy and even she bolted.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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DAMN! crying like that all the time. eeeeeeeghhhhhhhh
what a babyComment
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crying is cool for a man to do in certain situations, but not like that.
jesus christ, when someone dies, a heartbreak ok. but because of music or equipment failure?Comment
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DAVE made Eddie cry? OH FUCKING BOO-HOO. Please. How immature is that?<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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Originally posted by Nitro Express
Vallerie once said Dave would make Eddie cry all the time and she would comfort him. Val just got tired of being Ed's mommy and even she bolted.
LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!
*ahem*
Poor widdul baby....
Probably why Ed will never get back with Dave.
"Mommee that bad man wants to play rockstar wif me again! BOOHOO!!! He will make me CRY again!!!"
That is probably why Spambo The Flatulent won't put up with his stoopid shit anymore, either.
I mean hey, I hate Spambo just as much as any sensible person, but at least all he does is bitch about Ed, he doesn't break down sobbing over spilt jizm....Comment
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LMFAO!!! Jesus Christ, I cannot believe the ridiculousness of Eddie crying about shit like that!!Originally posted by Hardrock69
LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!
*ahem*
Poor widdul baby....
Probably why Ed will never get back with Dave.
"Mommee that bad man wants to play rockstar wif me again! BOOHOO!!! He will make me CRY again!!!"
That is probably why Spambo The Flatulent won't put up with his stoopid shit anymore, either.
I mean hey, I hate Spambo just as much as any sensible person, but at least all he does is bitch about Ed, he doesn't break down sobbing over spilt jizm....<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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maybe that was dave's inspiration for one of my favorite songs
"oooooooooh oh oh eddieeee's crying..."Roth Army Icon
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LMFAO!!Comment
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HAHA!! That's what mentalpancake said when I told her. IT FITS RIGHT IN!! "Eddie's Cryin'". HAHA!!Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
maybe that was dave's inspiration for one of my favorite songs
"oooooooooh oh oh eddieeee's crying..."<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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I guess the more money and fame you get the more the tears come...please. I wish i had his problems....no..actually I dont.Comment
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From memory, he fired an engineer because there were two overhead drum mikes that were "broken." How did EVH know they were broken? He replaced them with SM57s and all of a sudden he had an overhead sound. How much you wanna bet Ed had the phantom power turned off?Originally posted by hollywood5150
This is Edwards attempt to get one up on Page. He want to be brilliant in the studio.
Ed maybe brilliant on guitar, but not as producer or engineer. How ignorant and arrogant does he have to be to think he can pull off mastering a LIVE album. Come on! PLEASE! granted he knows his way around the studio. But he should leave the producers to producing.
And crying, what a little bitch. And most recently he did it agagin that GUITAR WORLD mag issue Aug. 2004 he went on a little crying spree
because he attempted to record some music and couldn't get the console to record. Turns out the mikes were unplugged.
Idiot!....as a former techie AND musician that would be one of the first things you check!Waylon Jennings: 1937-2002. RIP, Hoss!Comment
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mixing nightmare
Apparently some of you have never mixed a song or an album. it's frustating as fuck! I've been recording for a couple of months now and when the mix-downs begin the shit gets deep. "is that it? no, now I think it's too loud. it don't sound right." it's a nightmare so I can understand the pressure ed feels cause he has everything riding on it. it's hard to get your sound when recording so there's the first thing to contend with. then you have to try and mix that shit to get it where you want it. I've thrown my keyboard down and screamed shit that the neighbors thought was someone getting fuckin murdered. almost all GOOD guitar players constantly fight with their sound. some days it sounds good and other days you want to throw it off a bridge and hope it takes out 10 river-rafters with it. edward is not a cry baby he is a perfectionist. I think eddie should throw a lot of that shit in the closet and play what he used to play through(the brown sound). that's whats frustrating him. sometimes technology sucks. and crying is better than putting your fist through the monitor like I did.
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